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				<a href="http://gothamist.com/2008/12/29/nsfw_porno_parsnip.php">Gothamist</a> has discovered what it terms "possibly the most obscene parsnip(s) ever." The full monty can be found after the jump. Gives "root vegetable" a whole new meaning. [<a href="http://gothamist.com/2008/12/29/nsfw_porno_parsnip.php">Gothamist</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5120689/porno-for-parsnips" title="Click here to read more about Porno For Parsnips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Judge Judy Explains The Difference Between An "Accident" And "On Purpose" To Confused Litigant]]></title>
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				Today on <em>Judge Judy</em>, the defendant was a horrible, horrible person. She was being sued by her sister, who had graciously loaned the defendant $1500 to bail the defendant's friend out of jail. The defendant found out that the friend no longer needed the bail money, so she went out and bought herself a new wardrobe and refused to return the money to her sister. Two weeks later she totaled her sister's car, and refused to pay for the damages because the wreck wasn't an "accident" but an "act of God." Oh and she didn't have an license. This defense did not fly with JJ, natch. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5054995/judge-judy-explains-the-difference-between-an-accident-and-on-purpose-to-confused-litigant" title="Click here to read more about Judge Judy Explains The Difference Between An "Accident" And "On Purpose" To Confused Litigant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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