Perfect timing: Universal Studios has announced a new Jimmy Fallon-themed ride debuting in 2017. Unfortunately, the fun doesn’t consist of falling over and breaking your extremities while toting a bottle of Jäger. Where’s the realism, Hollywood?

On Tuesday, Fallon told his Tonight Show audience that he will be the star of a new ride at Universal Studios Orlando called “Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon.” From the Hollywood Reporter:

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“I wish I could give all the details. I don’t know what I’m allowed to say. I can’t say anything,” he said prior to spilling a few beans. “There’s smoke,” he said, his face hidden behind the paper. “There’s scents, water.”

Sounds fun. Needs more Jäger.


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