A condom company has lovingly compiled a state-by-state ranking of dick size based on sales of large-sized condoms. Congratulations, North Dakota (Dickota?). Condolences, Mississippi.
There are plenty of things wrong/unscientific about list architect Condomania.com’s data gathering process, as TIME’s Jessica Roy points out. For starters, of course the results of a survey like this would skew rural; it’s utilizing data from a website where people order condoms by mail. If you can just pop down to the bodega for some Magnums, then why would you add several steps between you and safe sex? It also ignores the places where the guys with big penises opt to raw dog rather than wrap it up. On one hand, this study’s results are nothing more than entertaining discussion fodder about where men with large penises are more likely to order condoms from one specific online prophylactic emporium.
But on the other hand: dicks.
So, without further ado, here are the top ten Big Dick States, according to a website with the word “mania” in the name.