And now: Some imagined dialogue from the premiere of The Kennedys, starring Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
KH: "Hi, I'm Kate Holmes."
TC: "And I'm international superstar Tom Cruise."
KH:"We don't know who that guy behind Tom's shoulder is. We're trying not to look him directly in the eyes."
TC:"Yeah, we're not going to let anything ruin our premiere. C'mon Kate, let's go!"
KH: "Hi, I'm Kate Holmes."
TC: "And I'm international superstar Tom Cruise."
KH:"We don't know who that guy behind Tom's shoulder is. We're trying not to look him directly in the eyes."
TC:"Yeah, we're not going to let anything ruin our premiere. C'mon Kate, let's go!"
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