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Beauty And The Beast

Beauty And The Beast Hey, you big fat whale-woman. Did you know that you are as big as a whale? Well, you are also as ugly as a cow, you big sow. Don't comparisons like that just make you want to buy things? The Del Mar medical spa in Bucharest hopes so, with their new ads that show women evolving from cows and whales (there is also an ad of a man evolving from a pig). Get it? We are big ugly cows (and whales) that need "medical spa" treatments to turn into toned babes (but not without a few mixed-species freako stages in the middle). When you're trying to sell a service or product to your potential customers, it's best to insult them in the most sexist and least imaginative way possible. (Click pic to see the ads.) [Copyranter]Beauty And The Beast Beauty And The Beast
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