In this vintage clip, Ted Danson reads lines/lies that guys might use to get young women into bed. Presumably, his aim is to get teen females to be too creeped out to want sex. In a sense, it's working.
Ted Danson Reads from the Book of Creeps [Everything Is Terrible]
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