It was just an average rush hour at the Shibuya Station in Tokyo when a wee brown monkey started causing trouble by hopping around the automatic ticket gates a little after 9 this morning, Reuters reports. Although the cheeky primate continues to elude police officers, he will not be booked with any criminal charges for his monkey malfeasance. "It's a monkey - it's not like it did anything bad," a police spokesman said. Sounds like they're being soft on monkey business! Clip above. Monkey Eludes Net-wielding Police At Tokyo station [Reuters]