Good morning America, the top story today A white girl has gone missing and that's all we have to say When a damsel's in distress, we know you pay attention So we come back every hour in case we failed to mention A white girl is missing, yes a white girl is missing And did we fail to mention that a white girl is missing? Poor kids are kidnapped every day, black women all the time But that's never at the top of our news headline — Lyrics to a track called "Missing White Girl Syndrome" by MC Lars. (More here.) Has he been reading our posts? [MC Lars's MySpace]