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By Dodai Stewart May 3, 2012 3:20 PM

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Half-Dressed Megan Fox Will Make You Want to Buy Electronics

From a press release:

Exciting news today, we have announced Megan Fox as the new face of Sharper Image.

Because nothing says $200 "white noise machine" like Megan Fox in thigh-high stockings.

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