- Racist Barbie-fondler Allison was kicked off America's Next Top Model. We were not sad to see her go.
- Moddels in Bahlinceeyagga looked tard. The white-washed runways at Paris fashion week made us tard.
- But Christian Siriano's win on Project Runway cheered us right up!
- Obama foreign policy advisor Samantha Power called Hillary Clinton a monster. Then she got canned.
- Maybe she should ask Slut Machine for advice?
- Memoirist and former gang member Margaret B. Jones turned out to be a fake memoirist named Peggy Seltzer. The only "gang" she was ever in was probs sold Samoas.
- You know who else got canned? A bunch of Jezebels.
- Our Sephora Spy conquered her cystic acne. And it only took hundreds of dollars of product.
- Well, you bitches can afford it: you're bringing home the bacon.
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