The following words should send chills down your spine: Premiere of MTV's new movie musical, The American Mall. This train wreck took place at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, and is a definite contender for top 3 worst-dressed events of all time. To make matters worse, I have not heard of a single person there. It's like some horrible teen Twilight Zone. Come with me, if you dare, after the jump.

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