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By Anna North Dec 12, 2011 5:30 PM

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Gifts For Malcontents & Curmudgeons

It's tough to buy for the friend who has everything — but what about the friend who hates everything? Never fear: we have suggestions to help you melt your most curmudgeonly buddy's frozen, twisted heart — or at least help her revel in its twistedness.

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