Mother's Day is on Sunday which means many of us are scrambling for last minute gift ideas. Have you gotten desperate enough to visit Etsy and blindly type "mother's day" into their search engine? You ought to try it, though not for your mom's sake (she'll get a phone call and she'll like it). No, you should try it because a lot of surprising, inappropriate, bewildering and funny shit comes up. Let's take a moment to highlight some of these gifts, not to mock the creativity of others, but to celebrate the strangeness that is born by way of honoring the women who birthed us.

This is your gift guide in What The Fuck.