There's plenty of clichéd advice on how to have a long, happy marriage, but in this video of a wedding toast they made, Selma and Kenny offer their own hilarious approach to having a lasting and joyous union. Two important points to remember: always keep food in the fridge "because you don't want to be hungry or starved" and "just don't argue with each other" except when arguing with each other while filming a wedding toast. Oh, also, be sure to share a passionate kiss once every 25 years.

[Via Awkward Family Photos]