Apple Lounge Opening: Paris, Tila, LoRo… ‘Nuff Said.

The paparazzi must have been absolutely beside themselves last night with so much prey under one roof - specifically that of West Hollywood's brand new Apple Lounge. Between the sisters Hilton and Wapphic twosomes LoRo (I am really behind the New York Post in their attempts to make this admittedly labored bit of cute shorthand stick) and Tila Tequila-Courtenay Semel, to say nothing of various starlets and visionary Robin Antin, it must have been a virtual Sophie's Choice. How'd they look, you say? Well, pretty much as you'd expect. Which is to say, plenty of shrink-wrapping, minimal trou, and cleavage as far as the eye can see. It was another one of these cases where there was really no point to "Goods" and "Bads" because it's all like some sci-fi parallel universe where normal standards don't really apply and if you tried to live by the rules of your own culture you'd go mad. Happy Friday, after the jump!

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