Fuck It, Let's Put Kim Kardashian on the $20 Bill.

During a speech this week, President Obama recalled a letter he got from a little girl who wondered why all American paper money features men. The Commander-In-Chief offered tepid support for the little girl's notion that maybe it's time our wallets stop being such a sausagefest, and everyone applauded appreciatively.… » 8/01/14 1:00pm 9 minutes ago

Testosterone Is a Billion-Dollar Industry, and It Might Not Be Safe

Say you're a dude, and you've always loved muscles and jumping, and then you hit 40 and your muscles just aren't as jumpy as they used to be and your jumps aren't as muscly and also your penis seems to have stopped listening to you and begun forging its own path, and you just kind of want to take a nap at what used to… » 8/01/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

I Am Terrified of Reese Witherspoon and a Little Bit in Love with Her

When did Reese Witherspoon become America's sweetheart? Was it when the nation flocked to see her starring turn in Legally Blonde, a few months before 9/11? Was it when she accepted the Oscar from pretend Ray Charles for being the best pretend June Carter Cash anyone could ever remember, in March of 2006? » 8/01/14 10:28am Today 10:28am

Bachelorette Loser Nick: Our Intimacy Was 'Far Beyond the Act of Sex'

Nick Viall — who was first runner up in the Bachelorette, a televised competition in which a group of men sit in a hot tub for four weeks, and whoever lasts the longest wins the honor of getting engaged to a friendly acquaintance — continues to mope around and talk about feelings. Poor Nick. » 8/01/14 9:00am Today 9:00am

Republicans Quietly Tap Lobbyists for Shift on Marriage Equality

While no progressive could be blamed for thinking that the Grand Old Party is far from changing its tune on gay rights issues, apparently it's happening. While marriage equality has gained traction amongst the majority of Americans, Republicans are quietly turning to K Street lobbying firms to help them shift their… » 7/31/14 11:04pm Yesterday 11:04pm

Better, Smarter Parenting: Holistic, Superior, and Toxin-Free Trends

Back in the day, if you were a parent interested in PARENTING, you got a copy of Dr. Spock and that was that. In recent years, though, many parents have striven to raise their children outside of the purview of "experts," "science," and "public health concerns." Here are some of the most intriguing new trends that… » 7/31/14 8:56pm Yesterday 8:56pm