​This Fake 'Bar for Pregnant Women' Is So Stupid

Deep in the recesses of Manhattan's East Village, there is an empty storefront that has been causing something between a scoff and full-blown outrage—the name of the place is Gestations, and it claims to be NYC's first bar for pregnant women. Brb, need to get some contact solutions so my lenses don't get stuck to my… » 9/30/14 10:30am 25 minutes ago

Conservatives Are Lying About Minnesota Transgender Athlete Policy

Conservative groups in Minnesota, including misleadingly named "Child Protection League," have spouted complete and utter crap about a new proposed transgender student-athlete policy from the Minnesota State High School League. The CPL has even taken out a full page transphobic ad in a major state newspaper. » 9/29/14 10:59pm Yesterday 10:59pm

Louisiana sexual assault victims billed by hospitals

Today, I learned that victims of rape and other sexual assault in Louisiana often have to pay for forensic exams (what's often called the "rape kit"), pregnancy and STI tests, emergency room fees and other hospital costs related to their assault. » 9/29/14 10:01pm Yesterday 10:01pm

Would You Like Some Dongs With That? Danish Burgeria To Sell Sex Toys

If you're anything like me, every time you finish a burger, your immediate thought is, "man, you know what'd be great for dessert? A giant plastic dick. That'd be awesome!" Well, you're in luck, fellow hypothetical meat-loving sexhound: a Danish burger place is about to add sex toys to the menu. » 9/29/14 9:03pm Yesterday 9:03pm

Cara Delevingne Bleached Her Famous Eyebrows

Cara Delevingne, a model famed for her all-natural face-merkins, has done the unthinkable: for fashion reasons, she has doused those face-merkins in bleach, rendering them invisible to the naked eye. What is a human without eyebrows? Just a thinking reed, but, like, a bald one. Just a fleshy oval attached to a… » 9/29/14 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

Man With Persistent Orgasms Had Nine Orgasms at His Father's Funeral

Last week, the world was introduced to Dale Decker, a Wisconsin man who had lost everything due to a debilitating injury that has left him at the mercy of his sexual organs. Now, the man who can't stop climaxing has spoken out, saying that "it hurts, but it feels good at the same time." » 9/29/14 7:15pm Yesterday 7:15pm

Hero Otter Saves iPhone from Watery Depths

Jenny Lewis (not the Jenny Lewis), a staff member at the Cornish Seal Sanctuary in the U.K., accidentally dropped her iPhone into a tank of water occupied by Starsky, one of the sanctuary's resident otters. Rather than let it sink to the bottom or crack it open on his belly, Starsky retrieved the phone and politely… » 9/29/14 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

Paris Fashion Week: Comme des Garçons' Bloody Coven

If Comme des Garçons' Rei Kawakubo has her way, next spring we will all be praying at the altar of our own ovaries, in her brilliant crimson odes to blood and guts and "roses, but not a pretty rose." It is brilliant, it is sculptural, it is clothing designed to never let the wearer forget that we're literally all the… » 9/29/14 6:45pm Yesterday 6:45pm