Have you ever hated Michele Bachmann so much that you just want to furiously diddle yourself? Now you have a legitimate excuse to do so. Publishing company Badlands Unlimited will be releasing an erotic book based on the fiery politician for a sweaty, sticky, hot summer read.
If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him.
Lingerie Football Coach Sexually Threatens Player in Fun Promo Video
The Lingerie Football League — which recently renamed itself
These 3D Printings of Human Faces Are Too Fucking Real
These 3D printed dolls are cloned from real human heads, and all I can think of is Return to Oz.
Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars
Do you ever get the feeling that Axe's advertising strategy is Geico - gecko + perviness?
Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now a Naturalized German Citizen
Hey, remember when Justin Bieber's baby monkey got seized by German customs? (NOT A EUPHEMISM, PERVS.) Well, instead of going all Not Without My Monkey-Son on the German boy-king or whatever, Bieber was just like "w-evs," and didn't even fucking bother
