The Lingerie Football League — which recently renamed itself the Legends Football League and made a big production of women getting real, protective uniforms but those new real, protective uniforms look suspiciously exactly like lingerie — has posted a promotional video to its YouTube channel where one of its coaches…

Last Saturday, a metric ton* of chihuahuas, chihuahua mixes, and dogs that weren't even remotely chihuahuas converged in San Francisco's Dolores Park to get little dog funky.

These 3D printed dolls are cloned from real human heads, and all I can think of is Return to Oz.

Love the blue shoes! Gimme.

And it is thus:

Do you ever get the feeling that Axe's advertising strategy is Geico - gecko + perviness?

Hey, remember when Justin Bieber's baby monkey got seized by German customs? (NOT A EUPHEMISM, PERVS.) Well, instead of going all Not Without My Monkey-Son on the German boy-king or whatever, Bieber was just like "w-evs," and didn't even fucking bother to send in the the required vaccination and import papers to get his…

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Danny DeVito twitter-raps, Neko Case is having a very uniquely bad day, and Aaron Carter always takes musical risks ("Aaron's Party").

Stunning.