We've all had those urges to take a few bites out of our roommate's food. You're hankering for some Oreos, but it's raining outside and the Bad Girls Club season finale is about to start. You're home alone, staring at your pantry, wishing that you somehow could get one, just one, Oreo cookie to magically appear in…
Big Balls, Boobs, Aniston, Sudeikis: We're the Millers NSFW Trailer
Here's the red band trailer for We’re the Millers, the road trip movie about a collection of American misfits that transforms itself into what it thinks the All-American family should look like (satire abounds) in order to transport oodles of marijuana across the Mexican border at the behest of a deranged…
Despite the fact that all I want in life is a daemon familiar and a wand and a sarcastic dappled mare who really gets me and violet eyes and a tower, in actuality I'm forever harping on the fact that magic isn't real. There are no magic Spanx that will turn you into Cindy Crawford. There is no magic begoggled top hat that will transport you out of the "friend zone," and there is no magic vision board that will manifest a sarcastic talking Lamborghini (that really gets you!) in your driveway while you sleep. It's just not real. Nothing is easy and nothing is free. But...what if it was? Not magic, precisely, but a workaround—a shortcut from one side of one of life's seemingly insurmountable challenges to the other. What if you could take a pill and fix your broken relationship?
Here's That Girls Porn Parody You Didn't Ask For
HBO's Girls is somewhat notorious for featuring lots of sexually explicit content: nipples! money shots! Lena Dunham peeing on the train tracks while an elderly couple looks on! If you're an aspiring pornographic film director or producer, you've probably noticed that the only thing Girls is missing is actual…
Dishwasher-turned-folk hero Charles Ramsey
Milla Jovovich Hits the Red Carpet in Sapphire Gown and Indigo Nails
That dress! Walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies and shit.
The Oldest Living American is an awesome 114-year-old lady named Jeralean Talley. She stays up 'til midnight and eats McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Click here to see her epic sunglasses and a catfish she caught last year.
