Nurse Kaci Hickox Still Won't Take No Quarantine, Goes For a Bike Ride

Everyone loves nurses, right? WRONG. Everyone loves nurses until they're like, "Wait, actually, I think for no scientific reason that you definitely have Ebola, so please sit alone for like three weeks with only your probably-not-Ebola-infected pet, an endless supply of ChexMix and your dwindling Netflix queue for… » 10/30/14 12:30pm 13 minutes ago

Why It May Not Pay To Steal Someone Else's Partner

A surprising number of relationships are the product of "mate poaching", the ethically dubious practice of stealing someone else's partner. Though common, nearly nothing is known about the quality of the ensuing relationships. New research now suggests they suffer both in the short- and long-term. » 10/30/14 12:29pm 13 minutes ago

Jon Stewart Gives a Warm Welcome to His New Advertisers: The Koch Bros

The Koch brothers—the duo of darth vaders whose shady corporation, Koch Industries, is so IRL nefarious their biography could be a plotline from a Nicholas Cage movie—have been using their endless coffers of money to gobble up ad time on The Daily Show. Yes, The Daily Show. With Jon Stewart. » 10/30/14 11:50am 53 minutes ago

All of These Celebrities Love Lena Dunham and Planned Parenthood

Lena Dunham's official book tour t-shirt is a pink little number that reads "LENA <3 PLANNED PARENTHOOD" in that awesome '70s book club font (shout out Elizabeth Olsen and Teddy Blanks). Last night, in advance of the November election, Dunham embarked upon an Instagramming spree showing her famous friends wearing said… » 10/30/14 11:30am Today 11:30am

The Best Questions and Answers From Amy Poehler's Delightful AMAA

If you have two ears, a heart and a penchant for smart, funny women who kick ass, take names and mix a whole lot of metaphors, you've probably already heard that Amy Poehler did a Reddit AMAA (YOLO, but with limits, you know?) and rocked that town like she was the 1989 earthquake. (I can say that because I lived… » 10/30/14 11:10am Today 11:10am

The Awful Details of the Jian Ghomeshi Sex Abuse Scandal

Eight women have now come forward to accuse Canadian radio celebrity Jian Ghomeshi of sexual abuse, including actress Lucy DeCoutere. And this round of accusations is even more stomach-churning than the first. » 10/30/14 10:50am Today 10:50am

What's Street Harassment Look Like for White Men? Awesome.

What's it like to be a white man walking silently through New York City for 10 hours? Pretty lucrative. Strangers want to network, they tell you you look "powerful" and even gift you free Chipotle burritos! This is what street harassment looks like through the eyes of Funny or Die and I want in, yo. » 10/30/14 10:10am Today 10:10am

Anita Sarkeesian on Colbert: Gamergate Is 'Terrorizing Women'

On Wednesday night, the Colbert Report became the first late-night show to really tackle the soupy pile of weeks-old vomit that is Gamergate, when Colbert hosted feminist video game critic and conquering badass Anita Sarkeesian. She talked briefly about the most recent death threat she received, and, more broadly,… » 10/30/14 9:50am Today 9:50am

Fireball Whiskey Swears Their Product is Not Full of Anti-Freeze

After a batch of Fireball Whiskey was recalled from Finland, Norway, and Sweden for containing a particular chemical of which the EU is not fond, the company is doing everything possible to reassure American consumers that no, they are not drinking anti-freeze-flavored whiskey. » 10/30/14 12:26am Today 12:26am

Man's Girlfriend Can't Stop Quoting Memes Even During Sex and Funerals

There's nothing better after a long day of blogging (or whatever you do for a living) than a nice jaunt off to r/adviceanimals or a quick spin around the most viral photos on imgur for some of the best memes around*, but imagine if your partner wouldn't stop speaking like doge. Ever. Here's one man's nightmare. » 10/29/14 11:30pm Yesterday 11:30pm

Can Neil Patrick Harris Save American Horror Story? Here's Hoping.

Neil Patrick Harris, savior of every awards show you've ever watched, is swooping down on American Horror Story. Thank God, the Freak Show needs the help. » 10/29/14 11:00pm Yesterday 11:00pm

The Haunted Vagina Is the Scariest Book of The Halloween Season

Let this be a warning: What you're about to read is more frightening than any malevolent spirit you may meet on Halloween night. Ghosts and vampires may be slightly scary, but there is nothing more terrifying than a vagina full of dead people. Yes, friends it's a veritable cervix full of corpses in here. (No, really.… » 10/29/14 10:00pm Yesterday 10:00pm

Brendan Jordan, Viral Voguer, Slaaayyyyys on Queen Latifah

Brendan Jordan, in case you do not recognize him, is the Las Vegas teenager who gave amazing face in the background of a local newscast, and went viral with the YouTube clip "Kid goes full diva on live TV," which has over 3.8 million views and counting. Queen Latifah, appreciative of a good diva, sat down with Jordan… » 10/29/14 9:30pm Yesterday 9:30pm

Mama June's Dated Sex Offenders Before, Sugar Bear Doesn't Want Custody

With all the shocking news that's come out about Mama June lately, it's kind of hard to be surprised by the latest nugget of information that's found itself out of the bleak and awful mess that is Mama June getting back together with her daughter's molester, but here it is anyway: This isn't June's first time at the… » 10/29/14 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm