Last Saturday, a metric ton* of chihuahuas, chihuahua mixes, and dogs that weren't even remotely chihuahuas converged in San Francisco's Dolores Park to get little dog funky.

These 3D printed dolls are cloned from real human heads, and all I can think of is Return to Oz.

Love the blue shoes! Gimme.

And it is thus:

Do you ever get the feeling that Axe's advertising strategy is Geico - gecko + perviness?

Hey, remember when Justin Bieber's baby monkey got seized by German customs? (NOT A EUPHEMISM, PERVS.) Well, instead of going all Not Without My Monkey-Son on the German boy-king or whatever, Bieber was just like "w-evs," and didn't even fucking bother to send in the the required vaccination and import papers to get his…

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Danny DeVito twitter-raps, Neko Case is having a very uniquely bad day, and Aaron Carter always takes musical risks ("Aaron's Party").

Stunning.

Do you ever watch Disney movies like Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella or Brave and think to yourself "These Olde Europe-based cartoons are great and all, but I wish they would be a more accurate portrayal of the times!"? Of course you do! Luckily, musician and comedian Rachel Bloom has you covered and is ready to fill…