The Bey Photoshop Controversy is Spiraling Out of Control

Mere days after Queen B's 33rd birthday, controversy befalls the House of Dereon yet again! Beyoncé (or, more realistically, whoever takes Bey's Tumblr and Instagram photos) has been called out by Twitter for photoshopping an exaggerated thigh gap into a shot of her hanging out on a yacht off the coast of Italy. » 9/17/14 5:20pm 39 minutes ago

Jameis Winston To Sit One Half For Yelling "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy"

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston will sit out the first half of the Seminoles' game against Clemson Saturday as punishment for yelling "Fuck her right in the pussy" on a table in the middle of campus Tuesday. » 9/17/14 5:15pm 43 minutes ago

The Problem With Baby Hairs, 'Urban' and the Fashion Industry

We need to discuss some recent, ill-advised uses of the word "urban." I am not a fan of using that word to describe anything other than a city because the vast majority of the time, "urban" is just white people speak for "black." Some dictionaries will list a variation on "popular black culture" under the definition… » 9/17/14 5:00pm 59 minutes ago

This Week in Tabloids: Lauren Conrad's Wedding Was Whimsical as Fuck

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to cobble together meaning using the hot glue of human cognition after reading Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week, Lauren Conrad, a man and Pinterest were united in holy matrimony; Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are going to enjoy a snow-gilt… » 9/17/14 3:40pm Today 3:40pm

Reporter Asks Sydney Leathers Why She Needs School If She Has Porn

Early last fall, America watched with salacious glee as a 22-year-old Indiana woman named Sydney Leathers changed from sky-high heels into flats to chase disgraced NYC mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner through a Midtown McDonald's. Since then, Leathers has gone back to school, has a boyfriend, and is trying to move on… » 9/17/14 3:20pm Today 3:20pm

De Beers Says Diamond Prices Will Rise Soon Because Reasons

De Beers wants you to know that diamond demand is high and supply is increasingly scarce, so be prepared for the price of ice to increase. Ignore them, because companies like De Beers are quite literally in the business of convincing you that diamonds are worth more than they really should be. » 9/17/14 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

Waitress-Groping Finance Bro Doesn't Think Grabbing Ass Is a Big Deal

Yesterday, Kitchenette reported on a glorious Facebook rant by Laura Ramadei, an NYC-based server and bartender who claims she was groped by a customer/hedge-funder named Brian Lederman. Lederman has since responded, saying he never touched Ramadei inappropriately, but — he brags — he has grabbed plenty of other… » 9/17/14 2:00pm Today 2:00pm