In today's Tweet Beat, Soulja Boy is looking for a millennial whom he can not pay for doing work, Margaret Cho does not deserve to be cyberbullied, and John Stamos is looking for the perfect song (don't be modest, Uncle Jesse — we all know that you already wrote it).
C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?
Color me crazy, y'all, but one of my coping tactics for when I get really stressed out is to imagine Friday Night Lights' star guidance counselor Tami Taylor talking me off the ledge. There's something about her tough love and abundant use of the word "hon" that's about as calming as a cup of camomile tea.
Lucille Bluth Gives Disney Princesses a Much-Needed Talking To
This wasn't a decision easily arrived at, but after much deliberation the results are in: Lucille is officially the best Bluth.
It's Official: Ban on Gay Boy Scouts is Over, Gay Leaders Still Not Ok
The Washington Post reports that the Boy Scouts of America has voted to end a 22-year-old ban on openly gay youth. However, as a testament to the enduring power of homophobia, the organization has decided to keep its ban on adult leaders in place.
For shame, New Jersey, for shame: The Associated Press reports that there are 29 bars in the state "accused of putting cheap booze in premium brand liquor bottles and selling it to patrons." One bar was using food coloring with rubbing alcohol and pretending it was Scotch.
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here every other week helping to answer your filthiest questions. Are you dirty? Email her.
