Trevor Noah Is Taking Over for Jon Stewart at The Daily Show

As was rumored last week, Daily Show contributor Trevor Noah will be replacing Jon Stewart as host of the show. » 3/30/15 8:37am 45 minutes ago

These South Korean Divers are Some Serious Boss Ladies

In need of a little Sunday night motivation? Look no further than these South Korean female divers, who are basically the boss bitches of the ocean/like real-life mermaids, but more gangster. » 3/29/15 10:54pm Yesterday 10:54pm

Study: Chocolate Might Be as Good for the Brain as Exercise

Overpriced Lululemon pants to the left, to the left: chocolate might be as good for your brain (but not necessarily your booty) as exercise is, says science. » 3/29/15 9:45pm Yesterday 9:45pm

After A Rough Start, Baby Rhino Is Now Winning At Life

Six-month-old one-horned rhino Jalada Prasad had a prance party in honor of his public debut Friday at Alipore Zoological Garden in Kolkata, India. Little dude had some rough early months after his mother was killed by poachers. But! He was rescued and nursed back to health, and now appears to be quite the peppy fella. » 3/29/15 8:55pm Yesterday 8:55pm

Senator Charles Schumer Wants to End the Pay Gap Between Men and Women

The gender wage gap is like one of those bad party guests who routinely shows up empty-handed, drinks all the booze, and then passes out on the couch after peeing on it. Like, really? You're still kicking around, bro? It's 2015. Time to get current and out of your mom's basement. And please. Put the artichoke dip DOWN. » 3/29/15 8:27pm Yesterday 8:27pm

Watch Queen Bey Reunite with Destiny's Child at Gospel Music Awards

Destiny's Child came together at Stellar Gospel Music Awards on Saturday making our Sunday a lot easier to stomach: » 3/29/15 7:15pm Yesterday 7:15pm

T-Pain: "Diamonds Are Worthless" and "Weddings Fucking Suck"

The Fader asked 11 musicians to tell the origin stories of their favorite jewelry and T-Pain appropriately went in on diamonds (which agree because how you really gonna know for sure your rock isn't a conflict diamond???). » 3/29/15 6:45pm Yesterday 6:45pm

Study: Time Spent with Your Kid Means Less Than Quality of The Hang

Apparently American parents spend more time with their kids than any other parents in any other country. I for sure thought Swedish parents - with their endless maternity and paternity leave would win the parental hang time race - but the Washington Post attests to American exceptionalism. Rah rah. So how come… » 3/29/15 5:30pm Yesterday 5:30pm

Navajo Nation Makes Great Decision to Tax Junk Food, We Should Follow

Starting next month the Navajo Nation will be the first place in the United States to place a tax on junk food. Members can expect a 2 percent sales tax on garbage like: pastries, chips, soda, desserts, fried foods, sweetened beverages, and other shit with no nutritional value that makes us all perpetually sick. » 3/29/15 4:15pm Yesterday 4:15pm

Here's Why You and Your Partner Never Remember Your Fights the Same Way

Bad news: When it comes to pretty much everything you've ever done or said in your relationship, the memories you and your spouse hold so dear should probably be regarded as highly suspect. Really. This applies to both of you. » 3/29/15 2:00pm Yesterday 2:00pm

Justin Bieber Tried To Duet with Ariana Grande, Didn't Know Lyrics

Continuing with the Justin Bieber image rehabilitation tour, Bieber showed up at an Ariana Grande concert last night. He joined baby/human/cat, Grande on stage and attempted to sing three songs with her: As Long As You Love Me, All That Matters, and Love Me Harder. Bieber didn't actually know any of the lyrics to… » 3/29/15 1:30pm Yesterday 1:30pm

Dwayne Johnson Crushes GOP as The Rock Obama; Updates Bambi on SNL 

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson had a pretty solid turn as the host of last night's Saturday Night Live. In his cold open, he transformed in to The Rock Obama and laid the smackdown on GOP lawmakers John Boehner, Ted Cruz, and Tom Cotton. » 3/29/15 12:45pm Yesterday 12:45pm

Indiana Governor: "We're Not Going To Change the Law" 

Indiana governor, Mike Pence, went on ABC to defend the state's recently passed "religious liberty" bill. Pence relied on an old talking point, insisting that the bill was not about "discrimination," but "empowering people to confront government overreach." And in another familiar oldie, Pence insisted that "tolerance… » 3/29/15 12:00pm Yesterday 12:00pm

Nashville Prosecutors Made Sterilization Part of Women's Plea Deals

According to a new AP report, Nashville prosecutors have made sterilization of women part of plea negotiations at least four times in the last five years. » 3/29/15 11:15am Yesterday 11:15am

Angelina Jolie Makes First Public Appearance Post-Surgery 

Angelina Jolie took two of her children, Zahara and Shiloh, to the Teen Choice Awards last night. It was her first public appearance since she announced that she had elected to have preventative ovarian surgery. » 3/29/15 10:35am Yesterday 10:35am

Saturday Night Social: What the Fuck Should You Do with Your CDs? 

Et tu Starbucks? Jezebel's own Julianne Escobedo Shepherd wrote a wonderful send-up in today's New York Times about those beautiful, slick pieces of plastic (Starbucks announced it will no longer carry CDs). » 3/28/15 8:15pm Saturday 8:15pm

Get a Free Month of Oyster Reading: Choose from Over One-Million Titles

Oyster, the streaming app often referred to as the Netflix for books, offers more than one-million titles to choose from instantly. Get a one-month free trial to explore and enjoy the selection. If you get hooked on the service after the trial, pay just $9.95/month. » 3/27/15 2:30pm Friday 2:30pm