The 8 Dudes Involved in Epic Harry Winston Jewel Heists Are Convicted

Three gunmen showed up dressed as women to a Harry Winston in Paris in 2008. When they came out 20 minutes later, according to the AP, it was with hundreds of jewels. A year earlier the thieves were dressed up as building painters. The two heists earned them about $100 million in jewels. » 2/28/15 5:30pm Yesterday 5:30pm

Michelle Obama Fighting Junk Food with Other Celebrities

The first lady is getting celebrities involved in her excellent campaign to promote healthy foods to unhealthy America. According to Politico, participating celebrities for the campaign to get mothers and teens to eat better includes actresses Jessica Alba and Kristin Bell, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin… » 2/28/15 4:15pm Yesterday 4:15pm

Brody Jenner is "Kicking Off His DJ Residency"

Today is the day where the news vortex swirls round and round, eating us all alive until there's nothing left to write other than the Instagram accounts of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. So here's some more news on them: Brody Jenner shared this Blurred Lines-inspired Instagram picture to promote his upcoming "DJ… » 2/28/15 3:30pm Yesterday 3:30pm

Nevada Lawmaker Thinks You Can Clear Out Your Cancer With Baking Soda

Republican Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore suggested on her radio show last Saturday that cancer is a fungus you can flush out with a non-FDA approved drug (that is basically baking soda). Fiore, who was removed from a leadership role over tax liens last year, told listeners of her plans to introduce a "terminally… » 2/28/15 2:45pm Yesterday 2:45pm

Indiana Could Approve "Baby Boxes" For Abandoned Newborns 

Indiana could be the first state to approve so-called "baby boxes" for abandoned newborns. The boxes look a bit like bread boxes, but are actually incubators meant to keep a newborn alive until it can be recovered. The boxes would also include an alarm that, once pressed, would alert first responders. » 2/28/15 11:45am Yesterday 11:45am

The Greatest Pick-Up Move You've Ever Attempted

For last week's Pissing Contest, we covered the weird wonders of childhood. This week, we're moving onto something far more adult (eyebrows waggle): The greatest, most ridiculous move you've ever attempted to get someone to go home or go out with you. Bonus points if it actually worked » 2/27/15 8:10pm Friday 8:10pm

Kylie and Kendall Jenner May Get an E! Spinoff of Their Very Own

Like reality television cockroaches, the Kardashian-Jenner klan is not only indestructible—they're multiplying. E! is considering a spinoff show for Kendall and Kylie Jenner, because of course they are. This follows the news that Kris Jenner just signed a new multi-million dollar contract with the network. » 2/27/15 7:50pm Friday 7:50pm

Just a Film Star Maintaining Her Hairdo

Here are two random photos of actress Kay Lerner "demonstrating her hair routine in between visits to the hairdressers." They are so obviously staged that it's hilarious. How about that vanity table, though? I feel comfortable saying that, glamour-wise, dresser-tops peaked circa 1937. (Come at me, Betty Draper.) » 2/27/15 7:10pm Friday 7:10pm

Watch Clare Maguire Go HAM on a New Track at the Burberry Runway Show

British singer-songwriter Clare Maguire has one of my favorite voices in the business right now—shivery, steel-sharp soul with some blood and tremble behind it—and now she's returned to the stage at Burberry, where Christopher Bailey's musical leanings have brought serious acoustic-leaning talent (Marika Hackman, Tom… » 2/27/15 6:30pm Friday 6:30pm

Gothic Rapper on Trial For Butt Injection Death Name-Drops Amber Rose

So wait, does Amber Rose have butt implants? According to court testimony made by Padge-Victoria Windslowe, she sure does, and they're the super-unsafe, silicone-injection kind. How does Windslowe know this? She is the self-described "Michelangelo of butt injections," and she claims to have administered them herself. » 2/27/15 6:10pm Friday 6:10pm

Get a Free Month of Oyster Reading: Now Choose from One-Million+ Titles

Oyster, the streaming app often referred to as the Netflix for books, now offers more than one-million titles to choose from instantly, which doubles their inventory from a few months back. Jezebel readers can get a one-month free trial to explore and enjoy the selection. If you get hooked on the service after the… » 2/26/15 10:52am Thursday 10:52am

Tune Up Your Sock Style with Endless Colors from Happy Socks (30% Off)

Basic essentials like socks are typically an afterthought. But with limitless color combinations and the mindset that there's a pair of socks and underwear for every occasion and style, Happy Socks brings these everyday essentials to the forefront. And right now you can get 30% off all items storewide using promo… » 2/26/15 5:49pm Thursday 5:49pm