Shocker: Empire's Fave Teen Vixen Becky G Does Not Sweat in New Video About Sweating

I’ve been loving Becky G’s run on Empire as Valentina Galindo, the lead singer of hilariously-named trio “Mirage A Trois” who’s been using her wiles on Hakeem to ramp up her stature. (She says she’s not, but we know the drill.) In part because Becky from the Block is all of 18 now, and it’s nice to see her taking on… »10/09/15 5:35pm39 minutes ago

Fake Weddings Are a Big Business In Argentina

It used to be that if you wanted to go to a fake wedding, you’d have to pony up $100 bucks to watch Tony and Tina get married while you ate cold spaghetti and paid per drink at the “no host bar!” In Argentina, however, people who love a good party now have more options than half-baked dinner theater and crashing… »10/09/15 4:20pmToday 4:20pm

Congressman Creates Speaker of the House Craigslist Posting; I'll Probably Apply

When Rep. Kevin McCarthy surprise announced that he would no longer seek to be Speaker of the House, Washington D.C. was rattled by a heaving sob made up of hundreds of little GOP congressmen running into their offices, slamming the door, huddling under their desks, and just letting their emotions go. »10/09/15 3:40pmToday 3:40pm

Kelsey Grammer Declared His Anti-Abortion Views By Wearing an Ugly T-Shirt

Kelsey Grammer, former Frasier and current bore, was recently photographed by his fourth wife while wearing a shirt distributed by Abort73, a self-proclaimed “educational website that is working to protect children from abortion.” The shirt features a handgun beside text that reads “WOULD IT BOTHER US MORE IF THEY… »10/09/15 3:20pmToday 3:20pm

A Bump in the Wedding Road, a Financial Freakout

Everything is going great! will be my last words, just as they are for so many others—right before Satan’s pitchfork sails through the space between my back ribs, pierces my heart and lungs in one sanguine grab, and I am hauled away, bobbing like a chunk of sirloin on a kebab, down all the flights of stairs to hell,… »10/09/15 2:20pmToday 2:20pm