Here's How to Never Lose An Argument Again

Are you ready to win an argument every time? Whether you're debating world peace, civil rights issues or who should have taken out the garbage on Monday night because it was their turn and no one should have to remind them because we are adults, Mark, and we do not live like animals, there's now a better way to argue.… » 7/28/14 6:30pm 15 minutes ago

Why Roger Goodell's Meeting With Ray Rice And His Wife Was A Bad Idea

On June 16, Ray Rice and his wife, Janay, the woman he knocked out in an Atlantic City resort elevator, met with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in his office. Four other men were present, according to Sports Illustrated's Peter King: Ravens GM Ozzie Newsome, team president Dick Cass, and NFL mucky-mucks Jeff Pash and… » 7/28/14 5:53pm 52 minutes ago

Fashion Insiders Sad Their Pseudo-Controversial Ads Are Boring Us All

Unfortunately, it seems that outrage provoked by fashion advertisements is a finite resource that's all but vanished, leaving behind nothing but a Pinterest board filled with overexposed photographs of handbags and the dried-up husk of an Abercrombie catalog from 1998. How the world suffers now. » 7/28/14 5:50pm 55 minutes ago

ESPN's Stephen A. Smith Now Sorry About Shitty Domestic Abuse Comments

Days after publicly declaring that women shouldn't "do anything to provoke wrong actions" ("wrong actions" = when their boyfriends/husbands punch them in the face) following a recent incident that involved Ravens running back Ray Rice knocking his then-fiancée unconscious and dragging her out of an elevator, ESPN's… » 7/28/14 4:45pm Today 4:45pm

Taiwan's First Sex Restaurant Is All About Education and Eating Dicks

If you're ever in Taiwan and in the mood for some dick-shaped desserts and plastic company, you'll be happy to know that there's now an eatery that will cater to all of your needs. From penis ice cream ridged with ropey veins, to a blow-up doll that will keep you warm while you eat, this place has everything. » 7/28/14 4:15pm Today 4:15pm

Satanists Repurpose Hobby Lobby Ruling to Combat Anti-Choice Idiocy

Just one month ago, the Supreme Court ruled that closely-held corporation-people can opt out of following laws that they find incompatible with their "sincerely held religious beliefs." But what if you are a person whose sincerely held religious beliefs include "not being made to entertain political garbage-nonsense… » 7/28/14 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Lenny Kravitz's New Song is Called 'Sex' and Sounds Like the Mid-1980s

Billboard reports that Lenny Kravitz will release his tenth (!) studio album in September, and the first single is "Sex," which sounds like Huey Lewis and the News were synchronizing their Swatches with Phil Collins and Don Henley at a Miami Vice-themed pool party when the boys from INXS walked in. Very 80s. » 7/28/14 3:40pm Today 3:40pm

San Diego Comic Con Attendees Fight Back Against Sexual Harassment

If you noticed more exciting nerd news hitting the Internet than usual this weekend, that's because San Diego Comic Con was underway. But forget about Wonder Woman and Mad Max for a minute, because one of the biggest stories coming out of the con has been the increasingly loud pushback against sexual harassment. » 7/28/14 2:20pm Today 2:20pm