Here's a Tumblr of Food So Fancy, It Looks Like Iggy Azalea

There are two ways you can tell that you've really hit the big time. First, a google search for your name should autocomplete to [your name]+[plus feet]. Second, you should have a single-serving blog poking gentle fun at you blow up and then disappear in a blaze of glory. Of the two, the feet thing's more… » 8/21/14 8:30pm Today 8:30pm

New Scooby Doo Movie 'Curses' Daphne By Turning Her into a Fat Lady

Daphne from Scooby Doo—whose salient personality trait has always been "pretty"—wasn't exactly a progressive character to begin with, but Warner Bros. has really outdone themselves with the new straight-to-video Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy. In it, Daphne gets on the wrong side of some ghoul or warlock and is transformed… » 8/21/14 7:45pm Today 7:45pm

Here's the Strangest Piece of Exercise Equipment You've Ever Seen

Forget the Shake Weight, forget Sauna Suits and forget Tony Little's Gazelle, because there's a new piece of fitness equipment on the scene that's so ridiculous that just by looking at it you will descend into a shame spiral that will rival anything you've ever felt in tenth grade. Allow me to present the glory that… » 8/21/14 7:15pm Today 7:15pm

Conservative Congress Candidate Poses With Wholesome Horse Erection

You may not yet be familiar with congressional candidate Gary Kiehne, a hell of a guy who's all about family values, fighting abortion and making up statistics about who's responsible for mass shootings (democrats), but you're about to be. Because the guy's got a giant horse dong in his campaign ad. Won't somebody » 8/21/14 6:40pm Today 6:40pm

Mom Feeds Her Daughter Tapeworms to Slim Down for a Beauty Pageant

Here is the perfect example of the sort of gross-out stories medical professionals trade trying to turn each other green: According to an upcoming episode of Untold Stories of the E.R., a very serious Discovery Fit & Health program, a Florida mom fed her daughter a bunch of tapeworm eggs so she'd slim down prior… » 8/21/14 6:00pm Today 6:00pm

This 100-Year-Old Sex Therapist Is Just as Wise, Awesome as You'd Hope

Sex is totally different now, because we are different, except it's really not different at all, because it's still just sex and we are still (mostly) humans. This is precisely what you'd hope and expect any 100-year-old, still-practicing sex therapist to confirm for you in her own delightful way. » 8/21/14 5:40pm Today 5:40pm

The Rapid Decline in the Teen Birth Rate Remains a Giant Mystery

America's teen birth rate has been falling at an unprecedented rate for the past five years, which is great news; frustratingly, though, no one really knows why this is happening. (We do know that Teen Mom has yet to be ruled out as a contributing factor.) » 8/21/14 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

Rich People Work Out to Lose Weight, Poor People Take Diet Pills

The relationship between poverty and weight is a vital yet often downplayed aspect of the "obesity epidemic." Poor people have less nutritious food in their neighborhood stores (if they have stores at all), less money to buy it, less time to cook it, and less access to preventive medical care. But the fact that… » 8/21/14 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Chris Pratt Visits Kids' Hospital in Guardians of the Galaxy Costume

Chris Pratt's campaign to become the most likable actor (person, even) in America continues apace. The actor made good on a promise to visit the pediatric ward of a hospital dressed in his Guardians of Galaxy costume yesterday, having shown up as Star-Lord at Children's Hospital Los Angeles, much to the delight and… » 8/21/14 3:40pm Today 3:40pm