My Favorite Lines from the Premiere of Sex Box, With Zero Context 

Somehow Sex Box wasn't viral marketing for some near-future thriller: it's a real television show that premiered Friday, on We TV, in which ailing couples receive counseling from therapists, and then have sex in a sound-proof box onstage in front of a live studio audience. Rather than waxing poetic about all the weird… » 3/02/15 6:15pm 12 minutes ago

Walking Dead Is an Existentialist Nightmare, and Suddenly a Great Show

The last four episodes of The Walking Dead have been the best since the series' inception. For too many episodes to count, fans were subjected to shoddy dialogue and shallow character development—even the dramatic twists, like the Governor's aquarium of heads or the Terminus cannibals, seemed like thin, broadstroke… » 3/02/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

No Abortions, No Raises, More Guns: A CPAC Guide to Women's Success 

Jezebel managing editor Erin Gloria Ryan and I spent most of last week at the Conservative Political Action Conference, in part because we thought it would be hilarious fun (it was). I also went because I wanted to get a better sense of the right's priorities for women. It's that deluded instinct that got me standing… » 3/02/15 4:15pm Today 4:15pm

Ronda Rousey Isn't The Female Anyone; She's The First Ronda Rousey

On Saturday night, undefeated UFC women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey took on Cat Zingano, a strong and undefeated fighter in her own right, and one of maybe two women alive who, on paper at least, possibly had a chance to at least maybe show Rousey something. Then the fight started, and it became immediately… » 3/02/15 4:13pm Today 4:13pm

Brandi Glanville to Launch a Wine Label For Messy Fancy Ladies

Brandi Glanville known perhaps as the messiest fancy lady in a crew of remarkably messy fancy ladies is finally using her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame for good by launching her own brand of wine. » 3/02/15 3:30pm Today 3:30pm

Behind the Boy Band: Q&A with Caroline Watson, One Direction's Stylist

Since forming on the UK X Factor five years ago, the members of One Direction have morphed from nervous kids in baggy jeans, unlaced gym boots and confused neckwear into self-assured, stylish rockstars with one Chelsea boot-clad foot firmly planted in the fashion world and thousands of people tracking every style move… » 3/02/15 3:15pm Today 3:15pm

The Creeps of Reddit Are Outraged Over New Masturbation Obstacles

Last week, Reddit announced a new policy: If someone informs the site that their naked pictures have been published without their permission, the pics will be taken down. This radically reasonable policy has left Reddit's entitled masturbators furious and fed up. » 3/02/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

Congratulations to Paula Deen on Her New Book Deal with Hachette!

Paula Deen, diabetic butter enthusiast and famed deployer of racial slurs (as she said in her deposition: "I can't, myself, determine what offends another person"), has just signed a multi-book deal with Hachette, the publisher relatively fresh off their frazzled, victorious campaign against Amazon to set their own… » 3/02/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

10,000 Elephants in the Room: I Made It Through CPAC Without Puking

I am sitting in a rented banquet chair watching Carly Fiorina remove her headset. In a moment, I will stand, smile with false confidence, and replace Fiorina in the chair she vacates, facing the questions of two right wing radio hosts. I was out until 3 a.m. last night drinking whiskey with both of my imminent… » 3/02/15 2:15pm Today 2:15pm

Martha Stewart Is Still Talking About Her Shitty Food Photos

During a ~Social Media Week~ panel last week, Martha Stewart was asked "what are your personal tech etiquette tips for staying classy online?" Though the bizarreness of the question stumped her at first, she quickly drummed up an answer: don't post ugly ass photos of your food like she did! » 3/02/15 2:00pm Today 2:00pm

Tiaras, Toe-sucking & Squidgy: How British Media Took Over the World

The British Isles have brought many innovations into the world: tea time, reality TV singing competitions, imperialism. And, of course, scandal. Between inventing and refining the art of tabloid journalism, and providing homegrown material for the papers in the form of the royal family, it's clear that the British… » 3/02/15 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Tune Up Your Sock Style with Endless Colors from Happy Socks (30% Off)

Basic essentials like socks are typically an afterthought. But with limitless color combinations and the mindset that there's a pair of socks and underwear for every occasion and style, Happy Socks brings these everyday essentials to the forefront. And right now you can get 30% off all items storewide using promo… » 2/26/15 5:49pm Thursday 5:49pm

Snack Smarter with NatureBox: Free Sample of Delicious Snacks

Snacking is always great, that is until the feeling of guilt sets in and, despite eating a bag of chips, you still find yourself hungry. Luckily NatureBox, the smarter snacking delivery company, has solved this problem. Get a free trial box now and leave behind the unnecessary junk food without missing out on joy and… » 2/27/15 4:46pm Friday 4:46pm