7 Children Drowned in Oklahoma Elementary School, Officials Say

In heartbreaking news, Oklahoma's medical examiner has confirmed that at least seven children drowned in the basement of Plaza Towers Elementary earlier today after a tornado ripped through the city of Moore, OK. In keeping with the horrific events, officials say the death toll will most likely rise.

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Rihanna and Miley Cyrus Want to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging

Today in totally not-at-all manufactured real-life news about facts, somebody asked Miley Cyrus if she wanted to make out with Rihanna and she was like "yup," and then somebody else asked Rihanna if she wanted to make out with Miley Cyrus and she was like "k," and now the two of them pretty much have a lesbian…

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Dude Wants to Shoot Hillary Clinton in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL

I'm sure by now you're familiar with Pete Santilli, the right-wing radio host, "former U.S. marine, and Coca-Cola Executive," who recently presented his extremely impressive four-point plan for shooting Hillary Clinton in the vagina.

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Check out Flip the News, a newly-launched Tumblr that rewrites articles by giving the subjects the opposite gender or race "in order to shine some light on the way news organizations write about people and strive for more balanced, respectful narratives." So far an Italian prime minister has become a woman and Steve…

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Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Slaughter

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex…

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