​Here Is Your Blooper Reel From Season 6 of Parks & Recreation

Is it strange that I look forward to the blooper reel of TV shows more than the show itself? It's kind of like being in on the joke with the glamorous cast and basically glamorous crew except they go home to the comfort of their massive paychecks and I go home to soul crushing debt and general ennui. SAME DIFF LOL. » 8/23/14 3:18pm 18 minutes ago

​Westboro Baptist Church Accepts Comedian's Offer to Picket ISIS in Iraq

The Islamic State (known as ISIS) is a vicious group of extremists, carrying out horrific attacks, kidnappings, and murders and they are proving to be one helluva foreign policy shit show. So obviously, it follows that the organization most suited to dealing with such extremists would be the Westboro Baptist Church,… » 8/23/14 2:45pm 52 minutes ago

​Father of 16 Investigated in Interpol "Baby Factory" Case

Interpol is currently investigating a baffling case of a 24-year-old businessman who has fathered 16 children with various surrogates from Thailand with plans to have plenty more. As in 10-15 per year for as long as he lives. Somewhere, an executive at TLC has surgically replaced his or her eyeballs with cartoon… » 8/23/14 2:00pm Today 2:00pm

Pastor Mark Driscoll Accused of Abuse and Intimidation by Ex-Employees

Twenty-one former Mars Hill Church employees have lodged charges against Senior Pastor (and church founder) Mark Driscoll, saying that he "engaged in a pattern of abusive and intimidating conduct and that he has not changed his domineering behavior." » 8/22/14 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

What's All This Half-Baked Medieval Crap Doing on My TV?

It has come to my attention that ABC has a medieval musical comedy series called Galavant in the works. This, in addition to The Quest, a reality competition where contestants compete Survivor-like to be chivalric heroes. There is officially too much half-baked medieval shit out there, and it's time to pull the plug. » 8/22/14 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

White House Has a Plan to Keep Your Boss' Hands Off Your Birth Control

Some American corporation-people (and religious non-profits!) believe that their sincere God-related prudery trumps women's right to affordable contraception. The Supreme Court agrees with them. And so the White House has been forced to make two major changes to the Affordable Care Act contraception mandate in order… » 8/22/14 6:00pm Yesterday 6:00pm

Dreamboat Robb Stark Will Play Lady Chatterley's Lover

Richard Madden, a.k.a. dreamy King in the North Robb Stark, will follow in the cinematic footsteps of his TV father Sean Bean and appear in an upcoming adaptation of Lady Chatterley's Lover as Oliver Mellors. Can't say he seems the gamekeeper type, but there's certainly plenty of ladies who'd love to bone him in a… » 8/22/14 4:40pm Yesterday 4:40pm