Johns Hopkins's Newest Rape Expert Previously Mishandled Rape Report

Johns Hopkins University is one the 76 American colleges and universities under federal investigation for mishandling rape allegations. Like so many of the schools that have come under fire in the past year, JHU has publicly paid lip service to fixing its polices — but student activists are skeptical that the changes… » 8/29/14 12:50pm 32 minutes ago

President Obama Wears the Ugliest Effing Suit America Has Ever Seen

President Obama is having a rough time— Isis beheading a journalist, Ferguson, Mo.'s shit show, Israel vs. Palestine, Russia invading the Ukraine, displaced immigrant children and bombing in Libya— but let’s talk about his suit. Yesterday, the POTUS wore a tan ensemble during a conference that was reportedly… » 8/29/14 11:30am Today 11:30am

California Passes the First College Affirmative Sexual Consent Bill

On Thursday, the California State Assembly passed the nation's first "Yes Means Yes" bill, which was passed by the State Senate in May and is now waiting to be signed by Governor Jerry Brown. » 8/29/14 10:30am Today 10:30am

The Unfriendly Skies: Another Flight Diverted Over Legroom Dispute

Just when you thought flying couldn't get any more miserable, yet another plane has been diverted due to a legroom-related dispute. This is just the way airlines work now, I guess! We're all criss-crossing the great blue yonder in giant tin cans, tempers on hair-trigger alert. Are you happy, Orville and Wilbur? » 8/29/14 10:10am Today 10:10am

Report: The Brangelina Wedding 'Smelt of Rosemary and Jasmine'

After the entire world shared a tortured, sleepless night, unsure what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding smelled like and what color their children's suits were, details have finally come out in this probably-fabricated account, as told to E! News. E! News' anonymous source is my new favorite author. » 8/29/14 9:30am Today 9:30am

Celebrate Patrick the Wombat's Birthday By Watching Him Eat Cake

Say hello to Patrick who, at 29, is the world's oldest living wombat. And how do you celebrate a wombat's birthday? Why, with cake and a ride in a wheelbarrow, of course! Happy birthday, Patrick! You're the handsomest marsupial there ever was! (And you don't look a day over 25.) (And don't worry about being the… » 8/28/14 10:05pm Yesterday 10:05pm