Meet K.A.A.N., A 24-Year-Old Maryland Brickmason Who Can Fucking Rap

A couple of weeks ago, I was trawling Soundcloud when I was abruptly paralyzed by something—a track with the fairly clumsy name of “Concealed the outro (fuck em rmx),” the last stop on a mixtape called (somewhat clumsily as well) Abstract Art, on the page of an essentially unknown rapper calling himself K.A.A.N. » 5/06/15 6:00pm 7 minutes ago

Uber Took Nearly a Week to Give Police Name of Sexually Harassing Driver

On April 30, a 31-year-old New York woman took an Uber home around 2:30 a.m. from her DJ gig on the Lower East Side. The woman, who we’re not identifying by name, says she fell asleep in the car and awoke to find her driver caressing her face. The woman says the driver then jumped in the back of the car and tried to… » 5/06/15 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

Toys Will Be Toys! Amazon Ditches 'Boys' and 'Girls' as Toy Categories

Amazon has dumped “Boys” and “Girls” from its top-level categorization options for Toys & Games, reports BoingBoing. (Kottke pointed out that the categories do exist deeper down into the categories, but that “it’s a nice first step.”) Amazon has, in their own subtle way, announced to the world that boys and girls can… » 5/06/15 4:20pm Today 4:20pm

What Is It With Ciara?

In mid-April, Ciara visited Power 105’s The Breakfast Club to promote her current album, Jackie, with an interview that was typical of almost every Ciara interview: meticulously open and overly cliché. Her album was done, she said. It’s her best work to date. She’s cool with her ex, Future. Their son is adorable. The… » 5/06/15 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: The Jenners Need to Lock Their Bedroom Doors!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we take photos of ourselves for 10 years and then put them together in a 455-page book meant to be displayed on the coffee tables of complete strangers. Today we’ll be taking selfies with headlines about Kris Jenner being caught in bed with Lamar Odom, Kourtney getting her body back… » 5/06/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

Gone Direction: Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik Are Fighting on Twitter

It’s been about a month and a half since Zayn Malik quit One Direction and have you noticed a change in the world? Like the way color is shining less bright and food is tasting less flavorful? Or how you know that it’s Spring because the calendar says May and the temperature reads in the high 60s, but it still feels » 5/06/15 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

Americans Pretty Much Agree About Abortion, Even if Politicians Don't 

A political science professor brings us a valuable reminder today, at what promises to be the start of a very long and deeply annoying campaign season: most Americans have pretty similar ideas about abortion. They broadly think it should be legal, especially in cases where a pregnant person’s life is at risk. No… » 5/06/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Carly Fiorina Is Almost as Bad at the Internet as She Was at Running HP

Since announcing her candidacy, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina has been on a bit of a media blitz, making breezy, cool-girl appearances on both the fourth hour of Today and Late Night with Seth Meyers. She’s also demonstrated, in mere days, that for a former tech CEO, Republican Presidential hopeful Carly… » 5/06/15 2:00pm Today 2:00pm

These Are the Best Captions in Kim Kardashian's Book of Selfies

Selfish, Kim Kardashian-West’s book of selfies, was released Tuesday and I spent nearly half an hour flipping through each of its 445 pages. Though I had spent many months looking forward to the silly collection of photographs, I was delighted to find that Selfish had a surprise waiting up the sleeves of its dust… » 5/06/15 1:30pm Today 1:30pm

Today's Best Deals: Gifts For Mom, $22 Bluetooth Earbuds, and More

Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. » 5/06/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Snack Smarter with NatureBox: Free Sample of Delicious Snacks

Snacking is always great, that is until the feeling of guilt sets in and, despite eating a bag of chips, you still find yourself hungry. Luckily NatureBox, the smarter snacking delivery company, has solved this problem. Get a free trial box now and leave behind the unnecessary junk food without missing out on joy and… » 5/04/15 4:46pm Monday 4:46pm