Jimmy Fallon and Heidi Klum Just Roll Around on the Floor

In the old days of talk shows, a star would saunter onto the set of something like The Tonight Show, make a few jokes about Madonna's fishnet bustiers, plug their television movie of the week and be done with it. But these days, talk show appearances are HARDCORE. » 7/31/14 10:00am Today 10:00am

Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr Deny Causing Bieber-Bloom Blood Feud

A red sun rises. Ok, fine, blood hasn't really been spilled this night (or last night either, fiiiiine) but nonetheless we are all living in the crimson shadow of the Bieber-Bloom Bloodfeud. In today's new development: both Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez deny romantic involvement with Bieber and Bloom, respectively. » 7/31/14 9:13am Today 9:13am

Horribly Misguided Pro-Israel Art Casts Princess Jasmine As a Terrorist

What would happen if your favorite Disney characters were redrawn to resemble terrorists out to kill jews? Well, if you haven't had your daily dose of outrage yet, you're going to need to sit down for this "art" which casts "Princess Yasmine" and Aladdin as terrorists and Family Guy characters as poor defenseless… » 7/30/14 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

Justin Bieber Posts Photo Mocking Nemesis Orlando Bloom

This Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom bloodfeud is relevant to all of my interests: stupid people, hot people, and bloodfeuds. Today, in the aftermath of Punchlandomageddon 2014, Bieber posted a revenge photo of Orlando Bloom pretending to cry (TRULY A ZINGER), then deleted it, then re-posted it—an ingenious double… » 7/30/14 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Fox News Mouthbreather Calls Bachelorette Andi a 'Slut'

Like a lot of people, the cast of Fox News' The Five were abuzz about Monday's Bachelorette finale in which rejected contestant Nick pulled back the show's see-through curtain and admitted that the Bachelorette (in this case, Andi Dorfman) does indeed sleep with several of the men vying for her affections. This… » 7/30/14 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

Friendship Means Saving Your Bestie From Herself

It's National Friendship Day, and, really, is there a more important holiday? If life is a cheesy 80's movie, friends are the weed edibles that make it watchable. Without amigos, who would stop us from getting baby bangs? Your friends constantly save you from the horrorshow that is your life, and it's time to repay… » 7/30/14 12:00pm Yesterday 12:00pm