No Self-Respecting Gay Couple Would Have Pizza at Their Wedding

Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana has taken a stand: They'll serve gay people if they must, but they're not going to cater gay weddings because it's against their religion. What's not against their religion? Being dumb enough to believe a gay couple would have greasy-ass Indiana pizza at their wedding. » 4/01/15 1:00pm 6 minutes ago

Everything You Never Wanted to Know About a Duggar's First Kiss

A dispatch from the lip-locking Duggars beat: Jessa and her new husband Ben decided they might wait until marriage for their first kiss—but that didn't mean it had to be in front of hundreds of attendees, or on camera. Please note the speed with which they book it to the back of the church. » 4/01/15 12:45pm 21 minutes ago

Hospitalized Joni Mitchell Is 'Awake and In Good Spirits'

On Tuesday, news broke that Joni Mitchell had been found unconscious and rushed to the hospital. Today, NPR reports that the musician is "awake and in good spirits." » 4/01/15 12:30pm 36 minutes ago

What Happens When a Major-Label Pop Star Writes Her Album Herself? 

Written by Marina alone and produced with only one collaborator, Marina and the Diamonds' new, icily technicolor, Italo-disco-and-alt-rock-tinged FROOT is a major anomaly among major-label pop albums: Today's biggest female pop artists are almost to a rule great songwriters, but not a single one of them would turn out… » 4/01/15 12:10pm 56 minutes ago

On Game of Thrones, Sansa and Arya Are Ready to Connive and Kill

Game of Thrones returns on April 12 but instead of gods and men as the focus, the fifth season is shaping up to all about the women, including Arya and Sansa Stark, as they mature into their own power. SPOILER ALERT. » 4/01/15 11:50am Today 11:50am

Professional Hatemonger Bryan Fischer Is Very Worried About 'Big Gay'

The internet was given a glorious gift yesterday by talk radio host Bryan Fischer, the former "issues director" for the American Family Association and and a complete loon who believes — literally — that America is controlled by a vast, shadowy cabal of glittery and terrifying homosexuals. Monday afternoon, he tweeted… » 4/01/15 11:30am Today 11:30am

6'1" Eric Stonestreet to 5'5" Valerie Bertinelli: 'Move Out of the Way'

On Monday night, 5-foot 5-inch Valerie Bertinelli was watching Van Halen perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Behind her, 6-foot 1-inch Eric Stonestreet was taking a video of Van Halen performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Stonestreet, the taller of the two, said the following to Bertinelli, the shorter of the two. » 4/01/15 11:10am Today 11:10am

Here are Cara Delevingne and Pharrell Singing a Duet for Karl and Bey

Supermodel-turnt-actor Cara Delevingne has been working with Pharrell on an album (of music!) as of late, and Tuesday in New York at Karl Lagerfeld's Chanel Métiers d'Art presentation, the duo debuted the fruits of that labor. She has nice tone but um, this clip is a tad pitchy, if you will. And because of that: on a… » 4/01/15 10:50am Today 10:50am

Cool Guy Chet Haze Wants to Fight 'Jheri-Curled Cunt' Howard Stern

Chet Haze, the frat boy rapper son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, has escalated his strange feud with Howard Stern, which began in 2011 when Stern mocked his music career. "Howie.. Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you... You can't run from me forever knock knees," he wrote during a… » 4/01/15 10:30am Today 10:30am

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Yes, That's Wilson Phillips on Kanye & Rihanna's 'FourFiveSeconds'

"FourFiveSeconds," the Kanye West and Rihanna song that revitalized Paul McCartney's career, apparently didn't just stop with the former Beatle: Billboard reveals that another old fave got a re-up on the jammer, and that's none other than the perennially harmonizing, posi-core girl-power trio Wilson Phillips. » 4/01/15 10:10am Today 10:10am

Matthew McConaughey Will Make $135,000 for That Commencement Speech 

Plus travel expenses, plus a $20,250 fee to Celebrity Talent International. Just in case you were in the market! » 4/01/15 9:50am Today 9:50am

Noose Found Hanging from Tree on Duke University Campus

A noose made with yellow rope was found hanging from a tree on the Duke University campus in Durham, North Carolina around 3 a.m. today. In an email to students, Larry Moneta, the school's Vice President for Student Affairs, wrote, "I can't begin to describe the disgust and anger I felt, and still feel." » 4/01/15 9:30am Today 9:30am

Texas Wants to Cut HIV Funding and Teach More About Abstinence

Because it totally makes sense for the state that has the fifth highest teen pregnancy rate in the country, the state of Texas wants to cut funding for programs to prevent HIV and other STIs and boost programs that teach abstinence instead. » 3/31/15 11:50pm Yesterday 11:50pm

Dumbass Squirrel Can't Pick up Tomato, Will Adorably Starve to Death

If the book I read in middle school was correct, squirrels are evil mutant creatures that can survive in the wild by feasting on the flesh of sixth graders. Sadly, this is one squirrel who will likely have a lot of trouble staying alive, because it can't even pick up a cherry tomato, much less bite out a preteen's… » 3/31/15 11:15pm Yesterday 11:15pm

Joni Mitchell Hospitalized After Being Found Unconscious 

Disturbing news out of Los Angeles: singer Joni Mitchell was rushed to the hospital after being found unconscious in her Bel Air home. » 3/31/15 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

Masterminds Trailer: Zach Galifianakis and Kristen Wiig Rob a Bank

You probably won't be surprised to learn that Zach Galifianakis and Kristen Wiig make absolutely terrible bank robbers. » 3/31/15 10:20pm Yesterday 10:20pm

Here's the Trailer for J.K. Rowling's New HBO Show, The Casual Vacancy

Here's the trailer for The Casual Vacancy, J.K. Rowling's new HBO show based off the novel she published in 2012. » 3/31/15 9:35pm Yesterday 9:35pm

Madame Tussauds Hires Tissue Attendants for Weepy One Direction Fans

If you've never been to Madame Tussauds, you probably don't know that touching the statues is not only allowed but encouraged. But there's one thing that's not okay in the wax museum where you can pose next to Tupac in a funny hat ($14.95 for the picture) or sit behind Rosa Parks on a rumbling bus seat—and that's… » 3/31/15 9:05pm Yesterday 9:05pm

Kris Jenner is Mad About Bruce's Boob Job

Jugs. Sometimes you're born with 'em; sometimes you acquire a pair through the skillful hands of a cosmetic surgeon. » 3/31/15 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

The Mattress Reimagined: Casper Delivers Comfort to You + Special Offer

Despite spending a third of our time in bed, mattress shopping remains a dreaded activity. It's a soulless experience riddled with ambiguous terms, a lack of brand differentiation, smarmy sales people, and marked-up prices from major retail chains. Then there's Casper, who, with a direct-to-consumer model and a … » 3/31/15 4:30pm Yesterday 4:30pm

Get a Free Month of Oyster Reading: Choose from Over One-Million Titles

Oyster, the streaming app often referred to as the Netflix for books, offers more than one-million titles to choose from instantly. Get a one-month free trial to explore and enjoy the selection. If you get hooked on the service after the trial, pay just $9.95/month. » 3/27/15 2:30pm Friday 2:30pm