In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Danny DeVito twitter-raps, Neko Case is having a very uniquely bad day, and Aaron Carter always takes musical risks ("Aaron's Party").

Stunning.

Do you ever watch Disney movies like Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella or Brave and think to yourself "These Olde Europe-based cartoons are great and all, but I wish they would be a more accurate portrayal of the times!"? Of course you do! Luckily, musician and comedian Rachel Bloom has you covered and is ready to fill…

Are you a Juggalette searching for her perfect Juggalo? Have none of the old methods of dating worked for you? Then you might want to try OKCupid Juggalos where your knight in shining Violent J makeup could be waiting to rescue you from your tower of loneliness and Faygo cans.

In an apparent response to France legalizing same-sex marriage last week, a far-right activist published his last essay online then killed himself at the altar in Notre Dame.

What's in a gnome? According to the world of British gardening, that which we call a rose by any other gnome would NOT smell as sweet (ok, I will stop now).

She & Him's new video for their plaintive song "I Could’ve Been Your Girl" is so Beyonce's "Countdown" meets Alicia Keys' "You Don't Know My Name". From the old-school dancing, to sad waitress who just wants to be loved by her patron, Zooey expresses herself through the art of the past (and dance).

Welcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a column to help you track down your favorite products — clothes, makeup, shoes, whatever — that have been discontinued or otherwise lost in the passage of time and quickie fashion trends. Email katie@jezebel.com to submit your own "wanted" ads.