I remember the first time I voted: Jeb was up for re-election as Florida’s gubernatorial candidate and I thought, why not? Actually, I thought nothing at all, I just went into the booth and pulled the lever, or pressed the button, or hung the chad, or did whatever the fuck I thought I was supposed to do to fulfill my…
Welp, here it is: Donald Trump, a monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Spam, has gone from presumptive nominee to actual nominee. Republicans, here is your bed, and we hope you enjoy lying in it.
Last weekend and through the week, Elijah Wood brought the issue of pedophilia in Hollywood into the spotlight again by talking about the prevalence and many victims of child predators. Expanding on that, former child actor Corey Feldman went into further grim detail and spoke directly about his own abuse in a recent…
What can your pussy do?
Though many of you are still traumatized by the news of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s divorce, I simply must make your morning even worse by sharing a new rumor about it. TMZ is reporting that Heard filed for divorce from her husband of 15 months because Depp’s family couldn’t fucking stand her, and she was sick and…
Because drinking the whole bottle isn’t always an option, this $7 vacuum sealer can keep your wine fresher for longer.
The Obama family has settled on their post-White House residence, which means it’s time to pass judgment on their choice.
Courtney Stodden’s pregnancy—which we’re going to assume is real for the sake of women supporting women—is off to a rough start.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Ariana Grande is coming down with something, Abbi Jacobson wonders about My Best Friend’s Wedding, and the always exceptional looking Jax Taylor has some unsolicited grooming advice for women.
The cast of the Ghostbusters reboot stopped by Ellen on Wednesday, leading to a delightful moment in which Saturday Night Live’s Leslie Jones almost brought Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig, and Melissa McCarthy to the point of crying laughter with her recollections of her former job as a Scientology telemarketer.
Rila Fukushima is joining the American film adaptation of the manga series Ghost in the Shell, which has already drawn criticism over its choice to cast Scarlett Johansson as the cyborg-fighter lead character.
The concept of the “biological clock” is so firmly entrenched in popular culture it feels like it might’ve arrived carved onto the back of the Ten Commandments. But in fact its origins are much more recent—specifically, 1978.
At 3:28 p.m. today, in the year of our Lord 2016, Bernie Sanders retweeted a song called “Superdelegate” by a one Mr. Lukas Autry Nelson. After several listens, I can say with total confidence that the song is very, very bad. Demonstrably bad. Why-is-blood-streaming-from-my-ears bad. Senator Sanders, no man who makes…
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