A Gentleman's Guide To Sex In Prison

When I tell people that I recently finished serving a 10-year prison sentence for armed robbery, mostly in maximum-security facilities, I often feel a question lingering in the air. The moment I sense it, I try to respond to the awkward silence in some offhanded way, though it is hard to be blithe and whimsical when… » 9/18/14 2:29pm 51 minutes ago

Jon Stewart Calls It: The NFL Has No Idea What the Fuck It's Doing

Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart addressed the several domestic abuse cases that are currently bringing scandal to the NFL and the disastrous way that the organization has handled them. "You know your business model is in rough shape when you need to appoint your own in-house Special Victims Unit," he began. » 9/18/14 1:50pm Today 1:50pm

Gucci: For the Eccentric '70s Rock Star in You

Milan Fashion Week opened with a rather retro collection by Frida Giannini of Gucci: she channeled the early '70s with a sea of knits, suedes, cropped sailor trousers and marching band jackets. There was also a lot of denim — probably more than we're used to seeing on the runway, but, whatever, let denim have its day… » 9/18/14 12:50pm Today 12:50pm

We Need to Talk About Women Who Regret Motherhood

It's hard enough for women to talk about not wanting to become mothers at all, or to admit it isn't all its cracked up to be, but imagine the experience for women who straight-up discover it is not a good fit, a troubling experience, a series of disappointments, a bum deal? There is no good way to discuss this. » 9/18/14 11:50am Today 11:50am

Terrible News: Matthew 'Dallas' McConaughey Won't Be in Magic Mike XXL

Sorry ladies, but the ass-less chaps worn by Matthew McConaughey must go to another nearly nude actor — “Alright Alright Alright” dropped out of Magic Mike XXL. Don’t worry though, I’m sure the producers will find another succulent man to tickle our fancies since the storyline and the acting certainly won’t. » 9/18/14 11:30am Today 11:30am

Wendy Williams Reveals She and Joan Rivers Had the Same Doctor

On this morning's episode of The Wendy Williams Show, Wendy caused shock and awe among her audience when she revealed that she once went to Joan Rivers's doctor. You know, the one who reportedly took a selfie with the late comedian when she was unconscious. OOOOoooooOOOOOOoooo. » 9/18/14 11:10am Today 11:10am

Hot New Workout: Wear Wedge Sneakers and Pretend You're in the Club

Forget Curves. Abandon your Pilates class. The next big thing in lady-centric exercise is the "Vixen Workout." The venue is designed to look like a nightclub, you are encouraged to come made up and wearing sneaker wedges, and it involves dancing and screaming such affirmations as "Yes, I am sexy!" » 9/18/14 10:50am Today 10:50am

Time to Face Facts: You're Caring for Your Clothes All Wrong

I'm sorry to spring this on you here, in front of everyone, but this is a laundry intervention. Your weak laundry game is hurting us all, but really, the biggest casualty is you. You have your life together in so many other ways — don't you want people to look at you and see you, not just a bunch of weird wrinkles,… » 9/18/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm