A Field Guide To Dying

Last night, I had another dream about death. That's not unusual; they usually come to me at least once or twice a week, but this one had the pleasure of being even more terrifying than usual. I was living in a house that was a strange mashup of both my apartment and my parents' house. My husband had divorced me, so I… » 7/24/14 10:40pm 32 minutes ago

Israeli Women Stand With IDF By Showing Off Their Breasts and Asses

A Facebook page that was created on Wednesday is receiving a lot of attention on the internet, and it's not just because the page is in support of the Israeli Defense Force. It's because the photos that line the page's wall are of scantily-clad women with "I <3 IDF" written on their breasts. » 7/24/14 8:30pm Today 8:30pm

A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid

Oh man, I was just sitting here feeling all despairing about how the only thing I could find for a lede was that Snooki had a Great Gatsby-themed bridal/baby shower and I was trying to think of some jokes about, like, a ball pit only instead of balls it's shirts and a champagne fountain shaped like a wet diaper and a… » 7/24/14 8:00pm Today 8:00pm

Actual Complaints Against Employers Who Wouldn't Let Women Breastfeed

New mothers are given a slew of conflicting advice: they're told they must breastfeed their baby or they're a terrible parent, but also that they must go back to work and earn money as soon as they can or they're a lazy person (or, you know, in the case of most people who work because they have to and not because they… » 7/24/14 7:15pm Today 7:15pm

Creepy Porcelain Dolls Left in Front of Homes Where Little Girls Live

Someone's either playing a cruel trick or issuing some kind of cryptic warning to the children of San Clemente, California. Police report that an unidentified person is leaving porcelain dolls in front of homes where 10-year-old girls live. And what's even creepier is that the dolls resemble the children. » 7/24/14 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

American Apparel Flies Philly Bikini Barista to L.A. for Free Bikinis

Remember last week's story about the woman who was kicked out of a Philadelphia public swimming pool (and driven away via mockery at another) for wearing an American Apparel bikini that—to paraphrase Mel Horowitz—LOOKS LIKE UNDAH-WEAH? Well, there's a happy ending (I guess, if you like American Apparel bikinis),… » 7/24/14 6:45pm Today 6:45pm

This Dude's List of Dealbreakers Is 80% Horrific, 100% Hypocritical

Listen up, ladies: Are you tired of games, half-truths and cat-and-mouse phone chases that will never lead to love? Well, have I got a guy for you. He's got standards, he's got morals and, most importantly, he has a list of about 372,000 dealbreakers that he won't put up with. Form a line to the left and excuse… » 7/24/14 6:00pm Today 6:00pm

New Fitness Bracelet Delivers Electric Shock if You Don't Work Out

Do you like jogging, but wish it was a little more like a Saw movie and/or dystopian nightmare in which thigh gaps have become the global currency? Well, today in horrible ideas: A new wearable fitness tracker that actually zaps users with an electric shock if they stop exercising will be hitting the market later this… » 7/24/14 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

I desperately need to talk about Ja Rule's Instagram account

Do you remember Ja Rule? Sure you do. "Put it on Me" was inexplicably popular in 2000 (incidentally, it may be the most 2000 rap song, featuring that popular style of "yell-rapping" and a lady with a beautiful voice singing the hook). You may also remember him from this amazing Chappelle bit » 7/24/14 5:39pm Today 5:39pm

This Old Footage of Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey Is Fantastic

Before 30 Rock and before becoming popular at Saturday Night Live, long-time friends Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch had a two-women show — appropriately titled Dratch & Fey — that ran at both the Second City and Amy Poehler's Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre from 1999-2000. Now, thanks to some heaven-sent YouTube… » 7/24/14 5:30pm Today 5:30pm