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Cher's First Live Performance in Over a Decade Is Weirdly Magnificent
I don't know who won The Voice last night. I don't care who won The Voice last night. What I do care about — and what we all should be caring about — is that last night on The Voice, Cher performed live on television for the first time in over 10 years. Her new song is a dance track called "Woman's World" and it will…
Attention Emotionless Husks: The American Workforce Is Dead Inside
A recent online Gallup poll shows that 70% of American workers feel "emotionally disconnected" from their jobs. In equally surprising news, water is wet, Leonardo DiCaprio wants an Oscar, this kangaroo is relaxed and the sun sets in the west. You've sent us reeling, gallup.com! Reeeeeeeeling!
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Cool Prank Audition Convinces Women to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler
About 30 aspiring actresses who responded to a casting call got the shit fooled out of them when it turned out that they were auditioning for a part that didn't actually exist. But wait! It gets fool-ier: during the fake audition, the women were asked to do unladylike things like wear blackface, impersonate Adolph…
An Open Letter to all Dog Owners
Now that the summer season is upon us, and the weather is beautiful, dog lovers everywhere start flooding the streets and local parks on walks with their four legged friends. Most of you know the rules and are very respectful, so I really didn't think this conversation (okay, rant) was going to be necessary.…
Cosmopolitan Editor Wants to Cover More Politics
On the heels of magazine editors the industry across discussing ladymags' devotion
After pictures surfaced this weekend of British mogul Charles Saatchi choking his wife Nigella Lawson during what appeared to be an argument in a restaurant, the mostly well-meaning public response has ranged from "God, that's awful" to "GET A DIVORCE!" Actually, the sort of response that makes you want to take a bunch of Xanax and go back to bed, like, say "LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEIR MARRIAGE WILL BE RUINED!!!1" — has been refreshingly absent. Until now!
Oof: Nobody's buying the new book written by Christine Quinn, the would-be mayor of New York City. With Patience and Fortitude (in which she discusses her eating disorder) only sold 100 copies in the first week. [Insert joke here about her waiting "with patience and fortitude" for sales to pick up.]
