Bisexual Youth Mostly Female, Worse Off Than Lesbian or Gay Peers

It's Bisexual Visibility Day in the western hemisphere, which should be cause for celebration and pride. Unfortunately, a new report from the Human Rights Campaign says that bi youth in the United States receive more harassment and less support than their lesbian and gay peers. » 9/23/14 10:31pm 10 minutes ago

Watch The Dirtiest, Most Twisted Kittens Reenact Scandal

For tonight's squee, we're doing things a little differently. Instead of reminding you how adorable kittens are, I'm going to do you a favor and tell you the truth: Kittens are evil, devious political monsters who claw and scratch and have purrfectly inappropriate sexual encounters. AND THEY'RE ADORABLE. There, I said… » 9/23/14 8:30pm Today 8:30pm

​Polaris Prize-Winning Throat Singer Thinks You Should Eat More Seal

Tanya Tagaq is one badass woman. The Inuk singer who hails from the Cambridge Bay in Nunavut just won the $30K Polaris Music Prize, Canada's annual award for the best full-length album (basically Canada's Mercury Prize) for her latest release, Animism. She beat out Arcade Fire, Timber Timbre, Shad, Drake, Mac DeMarco,… » 9/23/14 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real

Exciting news from the fan fiction world! A writer who claims to be an Evangelical stay-at-home mom named Grace Ann has taken it upon herself to remove all the witchcraft devil-worship from Harry Potter and replace it with a more Christian-friendly message. Looks like someone has finally thought of the children — by… » 9/23/14 6:45pm Today 6:45pm

Marvel Cancels Artist's Upcoming Covers After Spider-Woman Butt Fiasco

The comic book industry is not particularly well-known for portraying women in a non- insanely-sexualized manner (you can't fight crime without a boob window, as we have all observed over the years). Even given that, a recent Spider-Woman cover somehow managed to slink under the world's already-low expectations with… » 9/23/14 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

Seven Valuable Pieces of Advice Just for Teenage Girls

There comes a day when you realise you cannot continue as the child you are now — fashioned in an unfashionable decade by your poor parents, and at a time when they were inadvisably discombobulated by Caesarian stitches, fundamental disagreements with their own parents, retrospectively laughable hair-cuts, and utter… » 9/23/14 5:30pm Today 5:30pm

Breaking: Three-Boobed Woman Straps on a Prosthesis of Lies

There is a time in every person's life when their dreams come crashing to the ground, shattering into tiny shards that can never be put back together, not even with bitter tears. For you, that day is today: The woman with three breasts is a fraud. Her mythical breasts a disgusting hoax. » 9/23/14 5:15pm Today 5:15pm