After A Rough Start, Baby Rhino Is Now Winning At Life

Six-month-old one-horned rhino Jalada Prasad had a prance party in honor of his public debut Friday at Alipore Zoological Garden in Kolkata, India. Little dude had some rough early months after his mother was killed by poachers. But! He was rescued and nursed back to health, and now appears to be quite the peppy fella. » 3/29/15 8:55pm 29 minutes ago

Senator Charles Schumer Wants to End the Pay Gap Between Men and Women

The gender wage gap is like one of those bad party guests who routinely shows up empty-handed, drinks all the booze, and then passes out on the couch after peeing on it. Like, really? You're still kicking around, bro? It's 2015. Time to get current and out of your mom's basement. And please. Put the artichoke dip DOWN. » 3/29/15 8:27pm 57 minutes ago

Study: Time Spent with Your Kid Means Less Than Quality of The Hang

Apparently American parents spend more time with their kids than any other parents in any other country. I for sure thought Swedish parents - with their endless maternity and paternity leave would win the parental hang time race - but the Washington Post attests to American exceptionalism. Rah rah. So how come… » 3/29/15 5:30pm Today 5:30pm

Navajo Nation Makes Great Decision to Tax Junk Food, We Should Follow

Starting next month the Navajo Nation will be the first place in the United States to place a tax on junk food. Members can expect a 2 percent sales tax on garbage like: pastries, chips, soda, desserts, fried foods, sweetened beverages, and other shit with no nutritional value that makes us all perpetually sick. » 3/29/15 4:15pm Today 4:15pm

Justin Bieber Tried To Duet with Ariana Grande, Didn't Know Lyrics

Continuing with the Justin Bieber image rehabilitation tour, Bieber showed up at an Ariana Grande concert last night. He joined baby/human/cat, Grande on stage and attempted to sing three songs with her: As Long As You Love Me, All That Matters, and Love Me Harder. Bieber didn't actually know any of the lyrics to… » 3/29/15 1:30pm Today 1:30pm

Indiana Governor: "We're Not Going To Change the Law" 

Indiana governor, Mike Pence, went on ABC to defend the state's recently passed "religious liberty" bill. Pence relied on an old talking point, insisting that the bill was not about "discrimination," but "empowering people to confront government overreach." And in another familiar oldie, Pence insisted that "tolerance… » 3/29/15 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

Pro-Gun Activists Gunning For Anti-Gun Violence Advocates, Literally

Gun control advocates have an internet target on their backs. An app called Gunfree Geo Marker - which identifies the homes and work addresses of outspoken anti-gun violence activists - was discovered Thursday morning. » 3/28/15 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm

Comedy Bro Bizarrely Bullies One-Armed Lady Comic

Comedian Ari Shaffir went after fellow comedian Damienne Merlina's physical appearance in a stand up special that aired recently on Comedy Central. Shaffir begins by calling Merlina "so annoying," and "the worst" then moving on to make nicer, more charming comments about her body like: "She has one arm. I only tell… » 3/28/15 5:30pm Yesterday 5:30pm