I'm watching the season finale right now on Hulu, but last night I had the idea that it would be one of the hardest FMK's ever because pretty much everyone on this show seems like a good option for fuck, a horrible option for marry, and an impossible option for kill.

The correct answer is: It's Brave's Merida. The more correct answer: It could be any of the white ones (so... almost all of them?) with a wavy — it's not even curly! Jesus! — red wig on. Ugh!

And: what's the worst lie you've ever told?

Has more than one person gifted you this toy? Then you probably need this solar powered toy. Also, you are the best kind of person; never stop doing you. (Well, until your cats eventually eat you.)

Cash! The WSJ says "the Yahoo board has approved a deal" to make this happen, and it's hard to imagine Tumblr turning this down. One of the most unpopular companies in the world will soon own one of the most popular in history, and we'll all find out if you really can buy cool.

Taylor Swift is up for Top Artist in the Universe at tonight's Billboard Music Awards, but she probably won't win because voters can smell fear. And Taylor Swift, if her appearances on Ellen are any indication, is very afraid.

Ryan Gosling’s smirking, sun-dappled face will appear twice over the course of the Cannes Film Festival: in the erotically violent Nicolas Winding Refn film Only God Forgives, and then briefly in a documentary about the ruthless business behind movie-making, Seduced & Abandoned, where he shares a few charming stories…

Other than George Washington, George Washington Carver, Washington Irving, or Martha Washington, who’d be the best Washington to give the commencement address to the Class of ‘13 at George Washington University? Kerry Washington, of course, who is not only a GW alum, but also plays a D.C. insider on television.

The latest trailer for Anchorman 2 is basically the same as the first trailer for Anchorman 2, except that the jokes are different and Brick Tamland offers some really great advice about hugging a strange child in a public place: don't. Unless the child's parents are present, then by all means! Also, Brian Fantana…