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Here's Jamie xx's Tite, Extended 'I Know (There's Gonna Be Good Times)'


Jamie xx played the Echoplex in LA last night and dropped this pretty wonderful extended-release megamix of this summer’s easy, definitive jam. We heard it via Fader, and along with the loopy, lovely, long Persuasions intro that Jamie xx has been dropping into his live sets, this version is thick with patois—there’s… » 7/29/15 4:40pm 32 minutes ago

GOP Senators Vow to Waste Time Trying to Defund Planned Parenthood

At a clown car of a press conference this afternoon, nine Republican senators vied to show the American public who hates abortion the worst, vowing to defund Planned Parenthood so hard, you bet. By that, I guess, they mean taking away Title X funding, the federal money used for family planning services. Planned… » 7/29/15 4:30pm 42 minutes ago

'Fuck Moving On': Talking to Fallon Fox About Fair Fights, Ronda Rousey

When Caitlyn Jenner accepted the Arthur Ashe Courage Award earlier this month at the 2015 ESPYs, she spoke eloquently about supporting young trans athletes so they can compete “as who they really are.” Facing a theatre full of athletic stars, Jenner declared, “Trans people deserve something vital: They deserve your… » 7/29/15 3:40pm Today 3:40pm

Christina Applegate Was Almost Elle Woods in Legally Blonde

The butterfly effect is the theory that one tiny occurrence could change the course of the entire universe, and it applies to Legally Blonde. What if Christina Applegate had played the role of Elle Woods instead of Reese Witherspoon? This was close to happening, according to Applegate herself, who ultimately decided… » 7/29/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her voice while thinking, “You know what? I sort of wish she had won the Oscar for Wild.” This week: Julia Roberts and… » 7/29/15 1:40pm Today 1:40pm

Eva Longoria and a Reporter Take Part in the Greatest Feud of Our Time

Eva Longoria wears glasses. Eva Longoria wears glasses. Eva Longoria wears glasses. This is something you should repeat over and over until you believe it. If you don’t, Eva Longoria will not only come after you, she will not rest until you have been completely destroyed. Eva Longoria is light, Eva Longoria is love,… » 7/29/15 1:20pm Today 1:20pm

Congress Awaiting Rules on How They Should Behave Around the Pope

Pope Francis’s September visit to the United States will include a joint address to both houses of Congress, which means means Congress has less than two months to figure out how to behave around the Pope. Somebody get Henry Higgins on the phone so we don’t look like a passel of complete yahoos! » 7/29/15 12:45pm Today 12:45pm

Australia to Imprison the Country's Most Dangerous Predators: Cats

Australia, known for dangerous animals such as the inland taipan (the world’s most venomous snake) and drop bears (real) is facing an animal crisis that’s been building for the past 200 years. What, you may ask, is more frightening than the box jellyfish or the common—common—death adder? It’s your average everyday… » 7/29/15 12:30pm Today 12:30pm

Where Do You Toss Your Baby's Dirty Diapers in Public?

Tossing a dirty diaper seems simple enough: Chucking it anywhere that’s far away from you is clearly the most convenient option. Unfortunately, the most convenient option often conflicts with basic etiquette, which dictates that you consider other factors in the mix, like the environment and who will be around to… » 7/29/15 12:00pm Today 12:00pm