This Response to Homophobic Bigots Is So On Point It Bleeds

As we all know, the holidays are an excellent time for people to express their feelings for one another and become closer with friends old and new. For some people, however, that's difficult and they choose to be destructive dicks. This response to such fuckery, though, is the perfect way to shut down any homophobic… » 12/25/14 5:30pm 51 minutes ago

Poinsettia: How the Christmas flower got Columbused

A couple years ago in Mexico, I saw a beautiful red flower growing on the side of the road and pointed it out to the Mexican woman I was with. "Look at that beautiful poinsettia!" She sighed and gave me that look. The look that made me realize I'd just stepped in it. The look that says "time again to educate the… » 12/25/14 5:21pm 59 minutes ago

Awesome Spanish Grandmas Star in New Dolce & Gabbana Ad

Dolce & Gabbana's Spring/Summer 2015 collection was inspired by bullfighters, a glamorous and intricate take on the legends and traditions of Spain. And while their classic Euro fantasies have resulted in some extremely racist impulses in the past few years (that, too, is part of Olde Europe), this hyper-romanticized… » 12/25/14 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Obama Breaks All the Rules, Wears a Tiara With the Girl Scouts

So much for "not putting things on your head if you're president." Obama broke his own rules (but not the rules of fashion, which demand a tiara on all occasions) by putting on a Tiara to pose with the girl scouts. I don't know, I'd put on a tiara too — if they weren't already required here — for a couple of Samoas. » 12/25/14 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Avril Lavigne Isn't In Rehab, Amanda Bynes Has Stopped Taking Her Meds

Remember when Avril Lavigne asked fans to pray that she heals from an undisclosed medical condition that she's not willing to disclose and everyone thought it was drugs or some kind of horrible cancer or something? Lavigne has now come on record to slam rumors that she's in rehab. But should she be? » 12/25/14 11:48am Today 11:48am

Watch a Dog Dressed as Santa Riding a Roomba Just Because It's Christmas

At first I thought I was hallucinating this video because it's been a long day, but it's not a mirage. It's real and it's beautiful and it's a tiny dog riding a Roomba as if it were the only thing he was born to do. And you know, as far as life ambitions go, that's a pretty good one. Dogs in outfits on Roombas forever! » 12/24/14 10:04pm Yesterday 10:04pm

Christmas Eve Social: Jan Terri's New Video Is the Best Worst Thing Ever

It's Christmas Eve and I'm about to get some serious coloring done (because that's how I unwind after a long day of looking at the internet). What are you doing to celebrate? Whatever it is, watch Jan Terri's "Ave Maria" a fantastical reimagining of the holiday (?) classic. Never Change, Jan, never change! » 12/24/14 8:45pm Yesterday 8:45pm