Netflix Launches Spoiler Alert Site to Help Ruin Everything For You

Just like Billy Crystal in When Harry Met Sally, some people like to read the last page of the book first ("That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends," Harry tells Sally). For some, it makes it easier to get through a story knowing what you're going to end up with. Not everybody can handle the stress… » 9/23/14 10:40am 27 minutes ago

Three-Breasted Woman's 3rd Boob Looks Fake as Hell in Video Interview

When the story of Jasmine Tridevil, a young woman who claims she dropped $20,000 on several surgeries to install a third breast in her chest, went viral, a local Florida news team took it upon themselves to get down to the bottom of it. By asking to see it. » 9/23/14 10:20am 47 minutes ago

SNL's Ana Gasteyer Apologizes to Martha Stewart for Impersonating Her

On Monday night's episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers, Ana Gasteyer apologized to Martha Stewart for the impersonations she did of the cooking queen during her years on Saturday Night Live. But Martha (being Martha) didn't let Gasteyer get the last word – she popped in to make a beautiful meal in 11 minutes and say… » 9/23/14 10:00am Today 10:00am

End of an Era: Kris Jenner Files for Divorce from Bruce

Eleven months after announcing their split, Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially getting divorced — Kris filed the paperwork on Monday. RIP, America's favorite (?) couple. We will all miss watching Bruce make vaguely annoyed faces while Kris swoops about, scouring the face of earth for attention. » 9/23/14 9:20am Today 9:20am

A Guide to "Prank" vs. Plain Asshole

Another idiotic "prank" made headlines today, and once again the moron behind it still doesn't understand what the word prank means. Sam Pepper isn't the first person who misuses the word prank to get Internet fame, and he certainly won't be the last. Do these guys (and they tend to be men) truly not understand what… » 9/22/14 11:34pm Yesterday 11:34pm

Caption This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face

Caption This: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge plays a games console with young people as he visits an Access Centre for young people called Agenzija Appogg during an official visit to Malta on September 21, 2014 in Valletta, Malta. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge is making an official two day visit to Malta as a… » 9/22/14 11:11pm Yesterday 11:11pm

Restaurant Customers Who Didn't Expect Karma to Kick Their Ass

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today we bring you stories of customers who were wrong in thinking they were too important for karma to punch them in the balls. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers. » 9/22/14 9:46pm Yesterday 9:46pm

Against All Odds: An Owl and Cat Become Best Friends

Here it is, the one video that brings two of your favorite animals, an owl and a cat, together for the first (maybe) time. There's no reason these two should be best friends, and yet, for just a few glorious moments, they are. Marvel at the owl's patience; stare in awe at the cat's attempts to play with his BFF. Start… » 9/22/14 9:00pm Yesterday 9:00pm

Mom Jailed for Helping Daughter Get Abortion Was 'Protecting Family'

Earlier this month, Jennifer Whalen, a 39-year-old mother from Pennsylvania, was sentenced to prison for helping her daughter take medication abortion she had ordered online. This case is the direct result of legislation that effectively bans legal abortion by limiting women's access to providers. Congrats,… » 9/22/14 7:40pm Yesterday 7:40pm

Kendall Jenner Takes a Jaunt to Spain With Dolce & Gabbana

For the past few seasons, noted tax evaders Dolce & Gabbana have been touring around Olde Europe for inspiration, sometimes to beautiful effect, sometimes to racist disaster. They've already Carmen Sandiego'd their way around Italia, Sicily, France, Greece and London, so this time around they took a little trip to… » 9/22/14 7:20pm Yesterday 7:20pm

'History's Worst Contraceptives' Will Make Your Vagina Wince

Listen to a cheerful but calm women explain Britishly just how desperate women have been to not get pregnant over the course of history. Listen and then go gently caress your advanced 21st century western medicine contraceptives with the adoration of a forest animal bathing its newborn infant. » 9/22/14 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm