Jessica Pearson Is Why You Should Be Watching Suits 

You're probably not watching USA's Suits. Not because it's not an entertaining, smart show—but do you really have time for another legal drama in your life, and one on USA at that? I began watching Suits when it debuted in 2011 because I watch a lot of television and I'll give almost anything a chance. I stayed for… » 1/28/15 7:45pm Today 7:45pm

Vaginal Steaming Is the Only Way to Solve Your Problems

Feeling tired, stressed or a little bit grumpy? Angry at your husband/wife/pet cockatoo? Feminine odors got you down? Well, there's a centuries-old cure for all of that, and it's getting hot air blown all the way up into your laughing place in a public setting. And it only costs 50 bucks. Isn't your health worth that? » 1/28/15 7:15pm Today 7:15pm

The Parents Television Council Is So Mad About Sex Box, a Real TV Show

The Parents Television Council is all pissy about the existence of Sex Box, a real TV program where couples climb into an opaque, soundproof box and commence sexual intercourse, coming to WE tv February 27. (But it's educational because they talk it out with some therapists afterward, duh.) » 1/28/15 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

Bill O'Reilly Can't Handle How Jealous He Is of Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly is again walking away from infantile on-air arguments smelling like roses and blonde contempt. A little over a week ago, she was sparring with professional moron Dinesh D'Souza and now Kelly has managed to make the grumpiest white man on the planet look like a even more cantankerous, crusty scab. » 1/28/15 6:30pm Today 6:30pm

Empire's Stylist Explains Cookie's Bossed-Up Fashion Game

Cookie Lyon's bossed-up wardrobe is one of the reasons she's the real star of Empire. She's never seen on screen without some over-the-top fur or leopard garb. The show's costume designer Rita McGhee is the woman who keeps Taraji P. Henson's character and the rest of the cast properly flossed. » 1/28/15 5:50pm Today 5:50pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kendall Jenner and Lord Disick Are Doing Sex

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we crush our birth control pills into a fine dust and release them into the Santa Ana winds, howling the ancient words (inTouch, OK!, Life & Style, Star, Us Weekly) under the light of the moon. This week: the Kardashian family has imploded, Selena Gomez is pregs via Zedd but pining… » 1/28/15 5:30pm Today 5:30pm

Blink-182: You Were Never That Good, But I Really Loved You Anyway

The year was 1999 and American middle school girls were faced with a politically fraught choice: Backstreet Boys or *N Sync? Lines were drawn and friendships destroyed as 11-14 year-olds scrambled to choose sides. But then there were those of us who refused to believe that this was it, who refused to conform to this… » 1/28/15 4:50pm Today 4:50pm

How To Hit On Girls In The Club (Or Not)

Let me get this out of the way: I love both going to the club (dancing and music are great!) and dudes (they're so cute!). But dudes absolutely ruin the club. There's a reason ladies often get in for free or cheap: Both dudes and non-dudes are happier when the dude ratio is lower. Just a small sampling of things that… » 1/28/15 4:41pm Today 4:41pm

Anti-Abortion Congressman Tim Ryan Publicly (Finally) Changes Mind

Congressman Tim Ryan, a Democrat from Ohio, announced in an op-ed today that he's changed his previously anti-abortion stance, writing, "Each and every American deserves the right to deal with these difficult situations in consultation with their families, close friends or religious advisers," and that pregnancy is "a… » 1/28/15 4:40pm Today 4:40pm

Carol Brady: I'm 80 and I'm Fucking a Chiropractor from Fort Lauderdale

Florence Henderson, best known for playing Carol on The Brady Bunch (and second-best known for going on a date with the actor who played her son Greg, Barry Williams), is proud to say that she is 80, she can fuck, and she can do it without strings. She recently told Closer Weekly, a tabloid that merges the… » 1/28/15 4:39pm Today 4:39pm

Taylor Swift Trademarked 'This Sick Beat™,' Entire™ English™ Language™

Taylor Swift is one of those public figures who, much like Barack Obama or that dweeb Ross on Friends, tends to bring out very extreme opinions in people. To her defenders, I offer this: Taylor seems nice! To her detractors: Yes, you are right! She's an actual crazy person! Case in point, she's recently started … » 1/28/15 4:20pm Today 4:20pm

How to Write a Saintly Open Letter to Your Ex or Their New Partner

Have you lived, loved and learned, and reached the step where you want your ex, or maybe your ex's new partner, to know about it? Would you like complete strangers to know about it, too? Then the only next step is to publish an open letter to them on the Internet for millions to read detailing your humility. Here's… » 1/28/15 3:45pm Today 3:45pm

The Mattress Reimagined: Casper Delivers Comfort to You + Special Offer

Despite spending a third of our time in bed, mattress shopping remains a dreaded activity. It's a soulless experience riddled with ambiguous terms, a lack of brand differentiation, smarmy sales people, and marked-up prices from major retail chains. Then there's Casper, who, with a direct-to-consumer model and a … » 1/23/15 4:30pm Friday 4:30pm

Watch this Coach Lead His Team Of Party Guests To Pizza Domination

We all learn from our mistakes, especially when they result in not having enough delicious pizza. Delivery guys may get stuck in snow, they may get lost — they're in no way immune to the harsh realities of February weather. Plus, there are many other factors that could cause your party experience to be, well,… » 1/23/15 12:00pm Friday 12:00pm

Rush After 'A Rape On Campus': A UVA Alum Goes Back to Rugby Road

It's a blue, cold Thursday in January and I'm walking down Rugby Road on the first night of fraternity rush at the University of Virginia, brushing past groups of identical gossiping boys in matching preppy outfits: fleeces, checked oxfords, khakis, boots. "Excuse me," they say politely when our coats touch, then… » 1/28/15 11:10am Today 11:10am