Blue Bell Recalls Every Last Bit of Its Ice Cream Over Listeria Fears

If you’ve got Blue Bell ice cream sitting in your freezer, toss it, because the company has just issued a voluntary recall of literally all its products, after the much-dreaded listeria was found lurking inside a couple of its cartons. Yes, even if it’s a lovingly smuggled half-gallon of peach. Chuck it. » 4/21/15 11:30am 4 minutes ago

Chess Grandmaster Says Men are 'Hardwired' To Be Better Players

British chess grandmaster Nigel Short told a chess magazine recently that men are just better at chess than women, because of their brains, because of evolution, because women have higher “emotional intelligence” while men zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. What? Sorry, no, I wasn’t sleeping, this is all… » 4/21/15 11:10am 24 minutes ago

Amy Schumer Threatened David Letterman With Her Vagina 

Amy Schumer visited The Late Show With David Letterman last night to tell some jokes and to announce that Inside Amy Schumer (which just won a Peabody Award) has been renewed for a fourth season. Schumer threatened to flash the momentarily terrified host her vagina, shared her mom’s awful bumper sticker advice,… » 4/21/15 10:50am 44 minutes ago

Cop Who Killed Rekia Boyd Out of 'Fear' Found Not Guilty on All Counts

Dante Servin, the Chicago police detective who was off-duty on the March 2012 night that he shot and killed 22-year-old Rekia Boyd with an unregistered firearm, was cleared on Monday of all charges. Servin fired over his shoulder, from his car, with a 9mm semi-automatic, into an alley where Boyd and her friends were… » 4/21/15 10:10am Today 10:10am

Hot Pink and Lichtenstein Pants at the Academy of Country Music Awards

The Academy of Country Music Awards honored a host of Nashville (and Nashville-by-proxy) superstars on Sunday night, and the carpet was an interesting prospect. As a country event, it’s overall more conservative than even the Grammys (which at this point are conservative as hell, mind you). But the relative… » 4/21/15 9:50am Today 9:50am

Mom Arrested For Arranging, Bringing Knife to Teen Daughter's Fistfight

A Florida mother is out on bail after forcing her teen daughter, who was being bullied, into a fight with another girl. And Tabitha Anne Bennett didn’t just drive her daughter to the fight, she arranged it over Facebook and brought a knife, just in case she and her daughter needed to use it on the other 14-year-old. » 4/20/15 11:10pm Yesterday 11:10pm

Ari is a Lady Dog Who Looks Like Steve Buscemi and Needs a Home. 

Ari is a 8-month year old pug, beagle, deer mix who has no home. She lives at the daycare I take my dog to. The day care takes pictures of the dogs all day for us neurotic owners. I have often seen pictures of Ari and thought, “who is this creature with the face of an award-winning character actor in a cable prestige… » 4/20/15 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

John Travolta Wants Critics to 'Read a Book,' Just Not Going Clear

You know how you learn things? You read books. But only good books! Books written by smart people who know what they’re talking about. Like, oh I don’t know, L. Ron Hubbard! Yeah, if you want to learn things, you should read books by L. Ron Hubbard almost exclusively. That’s what John Travolta thinks, anyway. This… » 4/20/15 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

Hey, What Are Your Favorite YouTubes to Watch When You're Stoned?

If you smoke, you’ve probably already nailed down your favorite weed snacks and your favorite weed activities: members of Jezebel staff are partial to pairing elaborate cheese trays and pretzels dipped in peanut butter (sometimes jelly) with a little nail painting, cat brushing, sex having, or of course, a nice … » 4/20/15 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Twitter's Inexplicable New Settings Highlight Problems with Abuse

So Twitter created a rather obscure new setting in its privacy menu called “Receive Direct Messages from Anyone.” Now, people you don’t follow can send you a direct message, or DM, in private. Here’s why this setting got people’s knickers in a bunch — for some pretty good reasons. » 4/20/15 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

Outlander: Are You Kidding Me Right Now With This Witchcraft Shit?

I found this week’s episode of Outlander draining and emotionally exhausting and personally I am ready to time-surf the centuries and turn the tables on some witch-hunting creeps. Queue to my left to join the misandrist time-traveling witch-hunter-busting vigilante squad. But at least we got a firelight fingering… » 4/20/15 7:20pm Yesterday 7:20pm

Very Dumb Teens Are Wounding Their Lips to Look Like Kylie Jenner 

Teens across the internet are bruising their faces in order to recreate Kylie Jenner’s obviously enhanced lips. The ill-advised #KylieJennerChallenge caught on with a small group of bored, improperly supervised youth who documented their disasters by posting traumatizing pictures on social media. » 4/20/15 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

Tune Up Your Sock Style with Endless Colors from Happy Socks (30% Off)

Basic essentials like socks are typically an afterthought. But with limitless color combinations and the mindset that there’s a pair of socks and underwear for every occasion and style, Happy Socks brings these everyday essentials to the forefront. And right now you can get 30% off all items storewide using promo code » 4/16/15 4:49pm Thursday 4:49pm