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Normcore Toddler Has Personal Injury Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party

Grayson Dobra, 2, celebrated his birthday this year with a theme party. The theme wasn’t Bob the Builder or whatever dumb shit two-year-olds like these days. Instead, it was organized around Dobra’s hero: New Orleans personal injury lawyer Morris Bart. This boy has his priorities straight. » 7/29/15 6:10pm 14 minutes ago

A Jezebel Mom Remembers the Wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Di

On this day 34 years ago, Charles, Prince of Wales, married Lady Diana Spencer in London, at St. Paul’s Cathedral. The couple arrived from Buckingham Palace via horse-drawn carriage while the world—including my Californian mother—lost their minds with excitement. » 7/29/15 5:50pm 34 minutes ago

Man Promises Women's Museum, Opens Jack the Ripper Museum Instead

In January of 2015, Mark Palmer-Edgecumbe, a former diversity chief at Google, had plans approved to build a museum in Whitechapel, London that would “retell the story of the East End through the eyes, voices, experiences and actions” of women. Six month later, construction covers have been removed to reveal few minor » 7/29/15 5:35pm 49 minutes ago

Is This RHONY Incident 'a Slap Against Sisterhood'?

This season of the Real Housewives of New York has been full of meaningful conversations about how to treat friends, from a blow-out over whether it’s appropriate to bring a rando back to your shared vacation home for smashing, to a squabble over whether it’s cool to promote one friend’s product over another friend’s… » 7/29/15 5:15pm Today 5:15pm

Here's Jamie xx's Tite, Extended 'I Know (There's Gonna Be Good Times)'


Jamie xx played the Echoplex in LA last night and dropped this pretty wonderful extended-release megamix of this summer’s easy, definitive jam. We heard it via Fader, and along with the loopy, lovely, long Persuasions intro that Jamie xx has been dropping into his live sets, this version is thick with patois—there’s… » 7/29/15 4:40pm Today 4:40pm

GOP Senators Vow to Waste Time Trying to Defund Planned Parenthood

At a clown car of a press conference this afternoon, nine Republican senators vied to show the American public who hates abortion the worst, vowing to defund Planned Parenthood so hard, you bet. By that, I guess, they mean taking away Title X funding, the federal money used for family planning services. Planned… » 7/29/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

'Fuck Moving On': Talking to Fallon Fox About Fair Fights, Ronda Rousey

When Caitlyn Jenner accepted the Arthur Ashe Courage Award earlier this month at the 2015 ESPYs, she spoke eloquently about supporting young trans athletes so they can compete “as who they really are.” Facing a theatre full of athletic stars, Jenner declared, “Trans people deserve something vital: They deserve your… » 7/29/15 3:40pm Today 3:40pm

Christina Applegate Was Almost Elle Woods in Legally Blonde

The butterfly effect is the theory that one tiny occurrence could change the course of the entire universe, and it applies to Legally Blonde. What if Christina Applegate had played the role of Elle Woods instead of Reese Witherspoon? This was close to happening, according to Applegate herself, who ultimately decided… » 7/29/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her voice while thinking, “You know what? I sort of wish she had won the Oscar for Wild.” This week: Julia Roberts and… » 7/29/15 1:40pm Today 1:40pm

Eva Longoria and a Reporter Take Part in the Greatest Feud of Our Time

Eva Longoria wears glasses. Eva Longoria wears glasses. Eva Longoria wears glasses. This is something you should repeat over and over until you believe it. If you don’t, Eva Longoria will not only come after you, she will not rest until you have been completely destroyed. Eva Longoria is light, Eva Longoria is love,… » 7/29/15 1:20pm Today 1:20pm