Baltimore City Worker Watches 39 Hours Of Porn In 10 Days, Gets Fired

If you ever feel like you’re not accomplishing much at work between repeated viewings of Designing Women clips on YouTube, you’ll be delighted to hear that a man in Baltimore spent 39 hours just watching porn on the job during a two-week period last year. That’s 50 percent of his shift devoted to porn. You’re doing… » 5/05/15 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

Julianne's 24-Hour Product Diary

Last August, I found myself somewhat randomly having dinner in a rustic steakhouse at an off-the-strip hotel in Las Vegas with Erik Soto, global makeup artist for Kat Von D. As somebody at the next table stabbed a knife into a big hunk of meat—Soto was having salad—he advised me that a face should start with a clean… » 5/05/15 6:40pm Today 6:40pm

Watch Kristen Schaal Recreate Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' Shot for Shot

Remember how much you loved the Natalie Imbruglia song “Torn” when it was on TV all the time (even though it wasn’t her best work)? Relive your middle school years again with this shot-for-shot remake of the song, starring Kristen Schaal, Kurt Braunohler and featuring music by Mikal Cronin. » 5/05/15 6:20pm Today 6:20pm

¡Hola, Latinos! Jeb Boosh Is Your Amigo This Cinco de Mayo! Vote Heb! 

My cousin Jeb Bush (pronuncia Heb Boosh) is super excited to share his Méxican heritage with the rest of you, particularly on Cinco de Mayo, this important holiday in which non-Méxican Americans recognize their special kinship with México by drinking tequila until they are poisoned after they’ve waited in line for … » 5/05/15 6:00pm Today 6:00pm

How Many Bridesmaids Is Too Many Bridesmaids?

Welcome to Pop The Question, a weekly space to dissect every aspect of wedding madness. Each Tuesday, we’ll ask a question (sometimes there might even be a poll!), you’ll share answers and stories, and then we’ll bring you the best of the bunch on Thursdays. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fly into a total rage over… » 5/05/15 5:20pm Today 5:20pm

Pregnant Marisa Miller Poses Nude in a Tub to Save the Whales

When I want people to know how much SeaWorld sucks (it comes up a lot, somehow), I bring up the 2013 documentary Blackfish. When Marisa Miller wants people to know how much SeaWorld sucks, she gets pregnant, takes off her clothes, does her hair and makeup, and lies down in a dirty bathtub that’s not even connected to… » 5/05/15 4:20pm Today 4:20pm

Grace Coddington and Her Pajamas Are the Met Gala's True Winners

While everyone and their mothers were going off about Beyoncé and Rihanna last night, the true winner of the Met Gala slipped under the radar in a pair of blue silk pajamas that were both attractive and functional, allowing her to walk, unencumbered, through the crowds of people with miles of cloth around their waists. » 5/05/15 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Ban Men from Literary Readings

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There we are, sitting in the middle of a crowd of people in the back of a bookshop. Could be BookCourt, McNally, powerHouse, Housing Works: you know, the good ones. Maybe we’re even at a university. The author has spoken. The moderator has asked his own special questions. Silence has fallen. Now, the gazes of the… » 5/05/15 3:55pm Today 3:55pm

The Hip Hop Granny From The Wedding Singer Has Died At 101

Ellen Albertini Dow, the only reason to watch The Wedding Singer more than 10 times a year has laid down her last sick rhyme. The actress, who appeared on every show you’ve ever seen —including The Golden Girls, Hannah Montana, and Scrubs — died yesterday at age 101. She leaves behind not only the best performance in… » 5/05/15 3:40pm Today 3:40pm

That Time Mike Huckabee's Loser Son Allegedly Tortured a Dog to Death

Welcome to Loser Sons of Politics, a new column where the politically minded among the Jezebel staff recall with fondness the antics of the loser sons of politicians. Today (because it’s a very big and special day for the former Arkansas Governor), we’re recalling that time Mike Huckabee’s loser son David killed a dog… » 5/05/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

Snack Smarter with NatureBox: Free Sample of Delicious Snacks

Snacking is always great, that is until the feeling of guilt sets in and, despite eating a bag of chips, you still find yourself hungry. Luckily NatureBox, the smarter snacking delivery company, has solved this problem. Get a free trial box now and leave behind the unnecessary junk food without missing out on joy and… » 5/04/15 4:46pm Yesterday 4:46pm