Republican Ad Treats Obama Like an Abusive Boyfriend

"In 2oo8, I fell in love," says an attractive and concerned-looking 30-something lady on a clean white couch. "His online profile made him seem so perfect...I trusted him, but by 2012 our relationship was in trouble, but I stuck with him because he promised he'd be better." Step right up and place your bets: domestic… » 9/22/14 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

How to Use a Fake Name on Facebook Without Getting Flagged

Facebook has always had a policy of requiring users to supply their real name on the site. Enforcement has been lax, but there's still a risk of getting caught. Here's how to fly under the radar if you need to. » 9/22/14 5:43pm Today 5:43pm

Creepy Ex Texts Request for Rough Breakup Sex, Has Very Specific Hours

Contrary to popular belief, there is a statute of limitations on breakup sex and it is hours, not days, weeks or years after the breakup. So, no, you can't text your ex and ask them to have no-string-attached, "thereuputic" "hellosex" out of the blue. And if you do (don't!), at least be more suave than this guy. » 9/22/14 5:10pm Today 5:10pm

'All About That Bass' Singer Meghan Trainor Is Not All About Feminism

Meghan Trainor, who sings "All About That Bass" — currently number one on the Billboard charts — has entered the pantheon with Beyoncé — she’s tried to distance herself from feminism. With this action, she joins the ranks of Mrs. Carter-Knowles (before her latest self-titled album), Katy Perry, Lana Del Rey and others… » 9/22/14 4:50pm Today 4:50pm

Women In Stock Photos Do Not Trust Birth Control

Women featured in stock photos have busy, complicated lives. They're laughing alone with all kinds of salads, both with and without croutons. They're diversely inept at riding bikes. They fly into unpredictable hysterics in the presence of a scale. But there's one thing that most stock photo women agree on: birth… » 9/22/14 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

Rick Perry Uses Joan Rivers' Death to Justify Awful Texas Abortion Law

In a recent speech, America's least likable Reptoid Rick Perry drew an idiotic and completely specious parallel between the harsh and medically unnecessary abortion restrictions in his state and Joan Rivers' recent tragic death. If you were ever worried that anti-choice politicians had run out of stupid and offensive… » 9/22/14 3:50pm Today 3:50pm

Paula Deen to Return to Today One Year After Meltdown

For those of you wondering exactly what butter enthusiast Paula Deen has learned in the year since that god-awful Today show interview following accusations of racism — and being let go from the Food Network — the Deen-ster will be returning to the show on Tuesday. » 9/22/14 2:15pm Today 2:15pm